Jason Murphy

Jason is a retard who cant play any video games. He is shit at almost every single one but one. Farming simulator. He is also a massive snowflake who can’t take a ducking joke for being shit at every game

You’re such a jason murphy
“goes offline”

by BallZuckerBurger August 1, 2021

jason

a jerk with no friend Jeremy and nate jake franky and he lives in a box and is not cool

jason is dum

by poojjgrgrugrgr June 5, 2017

Jason Wandler

The plug💊

jason wandler is the homie

by ehsuchr November 15, 2021

Jason Neymeyer

A man with a fantastic mustache.

"Dang, that guy is a real Jason Neymeyer! Neato 'stache, dude."

by FakeNews23 September 21, 2017

Jason

dude Jason makes cool stuff but he's been known to punch/kick his fans. Jason will often hand you a cola and say "you understand the law of reciprocity yes? i give you something and you must give me something in return" with a coy sinister smile. Jason will often speak of people as chess pieces, pawns for his big game, saying "I don't see people with lives, friends, families & pets, I see pawns, objects I can manipulate with my hands" with a cartoonishly evil grin. One time at MAGfest Jason walked upto my little sister and pulled on her hair really hard until her scalp came off.

Nick: YOOOO DID YOU JUST PULL A JASON?
Yin: Yeah bro, I just kicked Steve in the balls

by SpammableConquisitor July 30, 2021

Jason

the man who knows where da smoke is

yo, jason gots da smoke, let's slide

by thiccboi10 June 8, 2020

Jason Guse

An absolute beauty of a man, perfect body, can get any women he wants with the snap of a finger. Hugh Mungus cock, makes OG Mudbone look like a newborn. On the inside, hes a great guy, and will take you on bowling alley types dates, but behind closed doors its WRAPS. Marry a Jason Guse.

"Oh my gosh, Jason Guse made me unable to walk last night, it was incredible"

by garfield's_ass123 October 5, 2018