by bummyaf January 24, 2021
1. When you blow up a balloon by wrapping the lips of said balloon around your anus then continuing to blow it up only using farts.
2. The biggest most painful, tear-jerking, satan spawning shit you've ever taken.
2. The biggest most painful, tear-jerking, satan spawning shit you've ever taken.
1. We Dumb-Jed some balloons for a party.
2.I'm lucky to be alive after that Dumb-j I took earlier today.
2.I'm lucky to be alive after that Dumb-j I took earlier today.
by Gaime Talonfear May 19, 2014
- The process by which a man places his penis between the legs of a woman from behind, giving the appearance the woman has herself a very very small penis from the front
"honey what are you doing?"
"Its ok dear, im just giving you the J. Nelson"
"Wow that looks small from my view"
"Yeh, I know, now you are a J. Nelson"
"Its ok dear, im just giving you the J. Nelson"
"Wow that looks small from my view"
"Yeh, I know, now you are a J. Nelson"
by Northern Ireland Fact Monkey September 05, 2011
by Orange orange lime green 6 May 09, 2021
I was getting a J job the other day and i started laughing when the butt of the joke was a neigh like horse and i lost it.
by Jodow69 October 13, 2020
by The Rev NG8 January 25, 2021
by Rich Smalls August 24, 2019