italian

italians are filthy greasy womanizers who cant even go to the library and pry open a book with their little sausage fingers and see the beauty of other cultures instead of stereotypically judging all of them. stupid wop dagos.

Italian: you fucking looking at me?

by BlueScholar March 20, 2010

Italian Job

A hand job given in the same manner and with the same delicacy that one sips a cup of espresso. Better if accompanied by a pinky-ring, thus an Italian Job.

Yo! Bitch worked my nob like she was hitting an after dinner espresso, must have thought she was giving an Italian Job.

by Dave Morrison February 6, 2008

Italiandance

music originating from italo house spruced up and made faster, places playing this music were venue, zone, hacketts to name a few this music totally out ranks any other music of the 90's although most listeners are now in their late 20's early 30's it has become an expensive hobby buying italian vinyl. Big up DJ John G!!!

"Im going to the venue to listen to some italiandance, oh shit no i cant it burned down! oh man what am i gonna do???"

by angelj August 22, 2006

italian pee pee dish

its when you pee up in a chicks vagina

"whys mary in the hospital did u fuck her too hard?"
"no, thats just the infection she got from that mad italian pee pee dish i gave her last night."

by jacksonbitch teedo March 21, 2010

Italian

THE sexiest humans inhabiting the earth to this day. As long as you look good and use a fucking treadmill once in a while, you'll look almost as good as one, but you'll never be one.

Guy 1: So I be hittin up this sexy Italian down the street.
Guy 2: I bet she's pretty high maintenance.
Guy 1: Yeah, but so am I.
Guy 1 +2: Chyea!

by Mike "The Situation December 13, 2010

Italicized

Having been fucked sideways by an Italian.

"Tamara came back from Rome all Italicized, she on dat Roman dick."

by nekonini June 24, 2012

Italian Lawnmower

(verb)- to Shave someones back while having sexual intercourse with that being, weather alive or dead.

I totaly need to Italian Lawnmower Gina, she needs it.

by a_man_with_no_arms September 27, 2006