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Dollar Store Relationship

A relationship that is so generic and basic it's like buying pop tarts from the dollar store
My sisters relationship with her boyfriend is so generic and basic it's like a dollar store relationship.
by HerbADerb March 20, 2016
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The Trillion Dollar Question is defined as you being in a room with no windows with Januzzi with a small hallway to a bathroom for 365 days. You have no phone, no computer, no video games, no books, no wifi, it's just you and Januzzi. Every day Januzzi gets a little horny and needs to analy penetrate you for 15 minutes. He also must ejaculate in your anus and if there is any scat on his penis you must lick it off. If you do this for 365 days you would then receive 1 Trillion Dollars. Once someone asks you this you must answer yes or no.
Mike: Yooooo Jac what is your answer to the trillion dollar question?

Jac: I'd do it for free bro!!!
by PeaWee48 February 27, 2023
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Gold Dollar Crepe

This is an utmost act that you will not find in the Kama Sutra. To those who know what a Cleveland Steamer is or the more advanced Cincinnati Steamer, the Gold Dollar Crepe takes crappy jokes to a new level. A Gold Dollar Crepe is when you are relaxed and laying down. A young child in diapers or pullups has not been freshly changed climbs up to your head and repeatedly sits in a bouncing motion on your face or head.
"Daddy is taking a nap, go wake him up with a Gold Dollar Crepe"
by Pharaoh Fluid July 6, 2017
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3 dollars

An amount of dollars that equals out to 3
“Yo bill, i have 3 dollars
by Dickweedballs July 31, 2022
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The Five Dollar Foot Long

Verb, slang

Using a Subway sandwich wrapper and a rubber band as a condom, either because you're poor or just can't wait.
"Yeah dude we banged all night, paycheck's not in yet tho so I had to give her the five dollar foot long ya know what I mean?"
"Jim what the fuck."
by mrmeme56 October 11, 2019
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dollar dog

He's a typical dollar dog - total bullshitter without an off-switch.
by Dave Scratter January 11, 2025
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