phone schluff

Using the phone and specific words / tones for the sole purpose of helping the person on the other end of the line fall asleep and/or take a nap.

Similar to phone sex, yet with a different desired result.
Often times used after a successful phone sex session

As he laid in bed, she called him and she provided phone schluff -- he was soon fast asleep.

by Jopher714 March 28, 2010

pocket phones

When your earphones to your ipod,mp3,walkman or cd playeris tangled up due to being in your pocket too long

person1: why is your earphones so tangled?
person2: they are not earphones there pocket phones

by castellaneon November 23, 2010

jailbreak phone

When a company like Metro pcs uses phones they don't sell.

I went to Metro and got my new I phone which I bought somewhere else to work when they jailbreak phone .

by Philly fasool July 18, 2016

Phone rape

Unwanted phone sex

Lad 1 Did you ring sherry last night
Lad 2 yeah we had phone rape

by Swiifty123 March 14, 2016

Phone Chimp

The social equivalent to an African American shoe shine boy who answers phones for an old rich white man

I called my client and his phone chimp sent me directly to voice mail!

That damn phone chimp was too busy smoking a bowl to take down the proper information from the customer.

by 1xyourmomsboyfriendx1 October 17, 2010

Pone phone

another way of saying, that was a FAIL.

(say to friend who just screwed something up)
ring ring, ring ring
pick up the pone phone

by goldfish are my life September 3, 2009

cell phoning

girls or fags who use a cell phone on vibrate as a dildo to achieve sexualy stimulation

sally cell phoned last night then went off gnoming

by Petesfat@petesfat@BL April 5, 2005