Phone Chimp

The social equivalent to an African American shoe shine boy who answers phones for an old rich white man
I called my client and his phone chimp sent me directly to voice mail!

That damn phone chimp was too busy smoking a bowl to take down the proper information from the customer.
by 1xyourmomsboyfriendx1 October 14, 2010
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Phone swirly

When someone flushes the toilet on you when your on the phone. This sometimes destroys the phone in which has been swirlied
As soon as i heard the toilet flush on the phone I knew I was getting a phone swirly.
by One FrY January 18, 2009
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jailbreak phone

When a company like Metro pcs uses phones they don't sell.
I went to Metro and got my new I phone which I bought somewhere else to work when they jailbreak phone .
by Philly fasool March 19, 2016
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Phone rape

Lad 1 Did you ring sherry last night
Lad 2 yeah we had phone rape
by Swiifty123 March 06, 2016
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phone schluff

Using the phone and specific words / tones for the sole purpose of helping the person on the other end of the line fall asleep and/or take a nap.

Similar to phone sex, yet with a different desired result.
Often times used after a successful phone sex session
As he laid in bed, she called him and she provided phone schluff -- he was soon fast asleep.
by Jopher714 March 29, 2010
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pocket phones

When your earphones to your ipod,mp3,walkman or cd playeris tangled up due to being in your pocket too long
person1: why is your earphones so tangled?
person2: they are not earphones there pocket phones
by castellaneon November 21, 2010
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cell phoning

girls or fags who use a cell phone on vibrate as a dildo to achieve sexualy stimulation
sally cell phoned last night then went off gnoming
by Petesfat@petesfat@BL April 06, 2005
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