by melo* November 17, 2011
Text juking refers to the rapid fire method of a texting sender switching topics during a text conversation before the recipient(s) can respond causing delayed responses and directional confusion - similar to a quick football move.
Text Juker: (Sends Twitter link about nuclear fallout)
Recipient: (Checks link. Skims)
Text Juker: (Replying to earlier topic) “Like my stepfather would say, ‘She looks like she was rode hard and put away wet."’
Recipient: (Starts typing response to nuclear fallout)
Text Juker: “I think I’m going to join Scientology today!”
Recipient: (Deletes response. Now typing response to Scientology)
Text Juker: (Sends a photo of bats having sex)
Recipient: (Replies with a bunch of “ha ha’s” . Creates new meme about Text Juker switching topics like the Fast and Furious changes gears. Checks Urban Dictionary for “Text Juking” term)
Recipient: (Checks link. Skims)
Text Juker: (Replying to earlier topic) “Like my stepfather would say, ‘She looks like she was rode hard and put away wet."’
Recipient: (Starts typing response to nuclear fallout)
Text Juker: “I think I’m going to join Scientology today!”
Recipient: (Deletes response. Now typing response to Scientology)
Text Juker: (Sends a photo of bats having sex)
Recipient: (Replies with a bunch of “ha ha’s” . Creates new meme about Text Juker switching topics like the Fast and Furious changes gears. Checks Urban Dictionary for “Text Juking” term)
by Tess Tickular March 09, 2021
A person who is such a wuss that he can only act all bolshie and tough by text message, but not by phone and most certainly not face-to-face
by King Drax May 21, 2012
Ẁ̵ ͍̘͎̟͖̻͆̓̈́͋̈́h̵̵͖̦̦͙͚̓͌̈́̈́͝a̴̴̡͍̞̞͉͇̓̒̐͆̈́̕t ̴̻͉͖̦͓̀̐̽͛̈́͜e̵̴̦̫̞͇̺̓͋̿̔͠v̵ ͉͖̻͓͇͍̈́͛͛̓̿̽è̴ ̞̼͔͍͊̔̐̽̿r̵̴̘̪̪̦͚̓̓̿͐̚͝ t̵ ̘̟͚̪͓̻̾̐̈́̚͠h̴ ̪͖̻̙͔͉̐̈́͒̈́́̕e ̝͙͙͎̝͓͌͋͊̀͛̓ f ̙͔̠͙̐́̿̾̚͜͜͠u̵ ̫̙͙͍͎̓͒̔͠͠c̴ ̠͚̞͉̺̟̾̿͊͛͌͝k̵̵̡̝̝͍̺͍̿͑͒̾̀͘ t̵ ͚̘͇͚͓͓̽̓̽͒̕͝h̵ ̡͓͙̻͙͉̀͌́̀̾i ̼̙̘͕̪̟͌͋̔͋̕̚s ͇̼̻͕̻̪͆̿͐̐͝͝ i̴̵̝̺͎̼̠͕͐̽̔͌͌̒s̴̴̝̝͙͚͇͓̓̓̈́̐̓̿
I TOLD YOU ALREADY!!!!! IT'S Ẁ̵ ͍̘͎̟͖̻͆̓̈́͋̈́h̵̵͖̦̦͙͚̓͌̈́̈́͝a̴̴̡͍̞̞͉͇̓̒̐͆̈́̕t ̴̻͉͖̦͓̀̐̽͛̈́͜e̵̴̦̫̞͇̺̓͋̿̔͠v̵ ͉͖̻͓͇͍̈́͛͛̓̿̽è̴ ̞̼͔͍͊̔̐̽̿r̵̴̘̪̪̦͚̓̓̿͐̚͝ t̵ ̘̟͚̪͓̻̾̐̈́̚͠h̴ ̪͖̻̙͔͉̐̈́͒̈́́̕e ̝͙͙͎̝͓͌͋͊̀͛̓ f ̙͔̠͙̐́̿̾̚͜͜͠u̵ ̫̙͙͍͎̓͒̔͠͠c̴ ̠͚̞͉̺̟̾̿͊͛͌͝k̵̵̡̝̝͍̺͍̿͑͒̾̀͘ t̵ ͚̘͇͚͓͓̽̓̽͒̕͝h̵ ̡͓͙̻͙͉̀͌́̀̾i ̼̙̘͕̪̟͌͋̔͋̕̚s ͇̼̻͕̻̪͆̿͐̐͝͝ i̴̵̝̺͎̼̠͕͐̽̔͌͌̒s̴̴̝̝͙͚͇͓̓̓̈́̐̓̿
Its called void text
Its called void text
by Kyle_broflovski10000000 May 16, 2020
Intentionally delaying your response by text so as to avoid the quick back and forth that would be expected during an actual conversation.
by Ae5Ea8 January 07, 2016
A series of at least three consecutive, uninterrupted texts in which the sender scolds the recipient. Modern day equivalent of a tongue-lashing.
While Randy set down his smart phone for a few minutes to attend to something, his girlfriend used her smart phone to unleash a severe text-lashing over something he had done.
by RMWRan September 15, 2012
Guy 1: Stop being such a texting bottom and message me first for once
Guy 2: Sorry man, I'll do better
Guy 2: Sorry man, I'll do better
by GlitchingGalaxy October 18, 2022