Kodiak Island

When a hooker or a woman with loose morals eats gummy bears out of your butthole.

I paid that hooker 50 bucks to give me a Kodiak Island.

by johnny D man September 28, 2013

knotts island

A small town in currituck county NC. The best place in the world. No niggers allowed. Some people call it "the vape town". This shit is lit up in this bitch. Come on down to have the best time of your life. If you live in VA or currituck and have not been to Knotts island your life sucks. Every guy on Knotts island has a huge dick.

Jim Bob:Bro where should we go party and have the best day of my fucking life.

Tim: bro let's go to Knotts island that place is lit

Jim Bob:ok let me grab my vape

by Savageniqaa September 18, 2016

islam

is an Abrahamic monotheistic religion which professes that there is only one and incomparable God (Allah) and that Muhammad is the last messenger of God. It is the world's second-largest religion and the fastest-growing major religion in the world, with over 1.7 billion followers or 23% of the global population, known as Muslims. Islam teaches that God is merciful, all-powerful, and unique; and He has guided mankind through revealed scriptures, natural signs, and a line of prophets sealed by Muhammad. The primary scriptures of Islam are the Quran, viewed by Muslims as the verbatim word of God, and the teachings and normative example (called the sunnah, composed of accounts called hadith) of Muhammad (c. 570–8 June 632 CE). The cities of Mecca, Medina and Jerusalem are home to the three holiest sites in Islam.

In Islam killing one innocent person is as if you kill the whole humanity

by walid mashal April 16, 2017

long island

One of the best alcoholic beverages ever thought of! Have a few of them and you'll be all set.

I'll have another Long Island please.

by garg July 11, 2005

Islamabomb

A nuclear weapon possessed by an Islamic country, or more specifically, the nuclear weapon developed by A. Q. Khan of Pakistan.

A. Q. Khan is considered by many to be the father of the Islamabomb

by ntvnykr October 7, 2006

Pine Island, MN

A town that not many people know about. Apparently notorious for having a bunch of pot, and being a "hick" town. But it's really not that bad... even with the racism and the drugs. It has a pretty river and a great trail and really nice historic buildings, and is a great place to take Rochester friends out roaming on the weekends. Sure, it has its problems, but any town does. Pine Island's not so bad.

"Where do you live?"

"Pine Island, MN."

"You mean Pot Island? Ahaha_"

*launches into that Chris Crocker thing*

"LEAVE PINE ISLAND ALOOONE!"

by you_probably_know_me April 9, 2010

Staten Island

Staten Island is the 5th borough also known as the"forgoten borough",with a population of 491,730, Staten Island is the least populated of the five boroughs.

Some things totally normal & common to Staten Island :

Underage Drinking.
Underage Sex.
Hooking up near the atrium.
Hooking up at McDonalds.
Grinding at rollerjam.
House Partys.
People who drive always getting cut off.
MILFS who look more like muskrats.
Women who can't drive there big escalades,jeeps,&trucks for shit.
Girls with orange skin.
Over 90% of girls wear Bombshell bra's.
Poofs.
Extentions.
"PINK"sweatpants & UGGS

IM ONLY SAYING THIS BECAUSE I'VE LIVED HERE MY WHOLE LIFE,& KNOWS WHAT GOES ON,DON'T TALK SHIT UNLESS YOU LIVE HERE BECAUSE I'M FULL ITALIAN & DON'T DO ANY OF THE STUFF YOU SEE ON T.V & ON YOUTUBE IN SPOOFS.

SOME OF US,can have poofs,orange skin,"tawk lyke dwis new yawk".

AND SOME OF US can be totally chill & not do that.

WE ARE NOT ALL OF THE SAME,SOME OF US ARE STILL SANE.

2 girls who are from staten island (randomized)

Girl 1 :Hey gawl whassup???omgee did yu see dat gawls hair gwoss.com!!!

Girl 2:Hello,& yes i did.There's nothing wrong with it.

Girl 1:Uhm gawwl r u blind??i went up to dat b!tch andd tawd it mcdonalds french fries had less gwease den it!!Lyke i was juss bein honest im so real!!

Girl 2:I think her hair is fine,& to be honest your ugly.

*Girl 1 huffing,puffing bbming her friends what Girl 2 did*

by akastupid November 29, 2010