I'm your dad

A comeback of the "yo' mama" genre. If you really think about its implications, it's rather insulting.
Steve: "Yo' mama blows so hard she started Hurricane Katrina tryin' to put out the candles on her birthday cake."
Tony: "Awwww sheeit..."
Derek: "All right."
Steve: "Yo' brother so broke and stupid he went to the Nickelback concert to try to get 5 cents."
Tony: "Diggity damn..."
Derek: "Oh yeah?"
Steve: "Yeah. And I heard your sister got a summer job breedin' hound dogs!"
Tony: "Ooh...that hurts."
Derek: "Well I'm your dad."
Steve: "What?"
Derek: "Yeah, just got the paternity test results. I remember that night. I was in line right behind the St. John's basketball team."
Tony: "Ooooooh snap! You just got served, son."
by Nick D September 08, 2005
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I'm a Klingon, BITCH!!

This phrase is pretty much useful in any situation. It shows that you are a higher individuals than others.
In a game of baseball, Johnny has just pitched a no-hitter.
Teammate: How'd you do that?
Johnny: 'Cause I'm a Klingon, BITCH!!

A mom sends a very upset Veroniqua upstairs.
Mom: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
Veroniqua: I'm a FUCKIN Klingon, BITCH!!!!
by Ass Kicka May 11, 2011
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i'm off to bed

It's used when you want to say it's your bedtime, that you are going to sleep now.
WOW! It's half past three! I gotta work tomorrow. I'm off to bed now, you guys!
by We are Speakers July 02, 2017
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I'm proud of you

The one thing everyone wants their dad to tell them
"Jimmy, I'm proud of you"
by imissmydad August 11, 2021
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I'm so screwed

You say this when you're in deep trouble.
Dude, i'm so screwed by the cops for driving too fast.
by aeer May 18, 2011
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I'm Built Different

A Male Adult or Teen with Transexual tendencies but can't afford surgery or can also have Homosexual thoughts without action which he uses the phrase ( Im Built Different) semi aggressively.
Friend 1-Yooo check out that female her ass is thick right.
Friend 2 responded - Naw bruh

Friend 1- Your crazy she's banging.
Friend 2- I'm Built Different BRUH.

Parent- Aren't you going to eat Son?
Son- I don't eat.

Parent- Well you got to eat something.

Son- I told you I don't eat IM BUILT DIFFERENT.
by Dr. Makesdollars June 09, 2023
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I'm not afraid to die

The feeling you get when you're so depressed you dont even care if you die

Bill - man, you okay? You didn't even flinch!
Me - man I'm sorry I'm not afraid to die
by Donkey__tonkey__honkeyhonkey February 07, 2021
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