hyper glide

When you intentionally hydroplane across a section of water, as to glide across it.

Better hold on cuz we are about to HYPER GLIDE across this puddle!

by Dareld Dewme November 16, 2023

Hype-up Boss

A videogame boss seen on the cover of the game, mentioned in the lore or hyped up when the game released or is releasing, and these bosses end up being the most easiest boss you encounter ever in the game.

These bosses could have the most disturbing lore that sounds like a serial killer documentary, most big ass weapon or is a dead necrotic skeleton king who pulled as many women as he wanted, yet you defeat them on first or second try.
These bosses are usually in souls-borne games such as Elden Ring or Dark Souls.

Person: Damn I just got this game yesterday and I'm almost done with it and the dragon on the games cover uhh what was his name? Oh yeah, it was "Stormslayer" he was very easy bruh. I checked the wiki and this boss had like 3000 HP.
Person2: Goddamn that's a Hype-up Boss

by pinguultra November 22, 2023

hyperarithmetic

To call a person who is very intelligent at math. Someone who really is into mathematics.
Synonyms: mathematician, mathematically smart, intelligent
Antonyms: stupid, mathematically stupid, not intelligent, dyscalculia

"My friend was such a fricking hyperarithmetic after he solved the impossible math equation!"

by Theguywholikesthings November 23, 2023

Hype fucking

The act from a third party of interfering and/or ruining the final expression of hype and enjoyment in regards to a product release, service release or activity in an incompetent or malicious way while it would've been a success otherwise.

Person 1: "OMG, these scalpers totally hype fucked the release of the new line-up of GPUs!"
Person 2: "Ikr! These people are proper asshats."

Person 1: "A Youtuber I used to follow decided it was ok to spread misinformation about new game releases for clicks..."
Person 2: "Seems some people really love hype fucking these releases with their channels while getting rich in the process. Wow."

Person 1: "Hiya! You finally downloaded the game we were going to play together, right?! Wanna play right now?"
Person 2: "No I need to finish something else first and I'll be really busy upcoming days. One guy I've been doing a group project with didn't do his part of the job properly so now I need go ahead and do it. I'm really sorry."
Person 1: "Wow really? I've been so looking forward to playing together. What a hype fuck!"

by Lifell December 8, 2023

Hyper Nut

The nut to end all nuts. This nut is so large that the cum will act like a blanket around the bed. When you do this nut, the gods will take notice and crown you the chosen one.

I unleashed a Hyper Nut into that 🍑

by What’s your handle321 February 10, 2024

hyper dude

N. A male who’s above an alpha male in the social hierarchy, achieved by having a Manhood that won’t shatter like glass from being compassionate, good human beings. Each good deed a hyper dude commits adds to their manliness.

Ok ‘Alpha Male,’ since I’m a Hyper Dude I’ll clean up your mess while you rant on twitter about the left ruining everything.

by HyperDudeCrimsonCowboy March 20, 2024

hyper-edging

the action of Edging so quickly that the molecules of the atmosphere around the hand disassociate into a plasma which makes control and communication difficult, typically at speeds of Mach 5-25.

The light created by his hyper-edging session could be seen from miles.

by anonymous May 18, 2024