fuck humans

ĺ̵̩̰́̏́̎̐̍̃͝ơ̶͚̹͓̬̻̦͔͇͌͗́̿̒̕ͅo̴̹͗̎̓̈̑̂̿̐͝k̵̖̟̭̮̦͎͙̼̑͝,̴̧̻̻͉̫͗ͅ ̶̧̝̽͛̈͝h̶̡̡͈͍̗͓̳́̆̎̇̄̈͒̚̕u ͇̀̌m̴̗̘͓͚̖̠͖͗̀̌̓̓̑̀͝ͅä̵̧̛͔̖̞͉͖̻́̓̓̿n̵͔̫̺͚̱̍̔̌͆̍̕ͅs ̖̮̯̳̃͋̾ ̵̮̼̝̰̠̼̫̬̻̩̒͌̓̀͑̔͘a̵̹͖͍̍r ̛̝͇́̃̾͋̈́̔̕͠͝ȇ̶̩͙͙̎̏̇͘ ̦̍ẃ̴̢̩͌̾ę̴̯͙̱̫͛̈́̐̂̓i ̬͙͎͎̑͆̈́̌̏̿̎͛͘̕r ͍̪̟̲͈͇̘̈́̋̽ͅd̵̩̻͎̓͑̉͊͌͊͝.̴͓̄̚ ̵̡̙̊̊͗w̴̪̎͗̏͂̃̓͘̕͠͝e ̦̲͈͓̺̟̄̀́͜͝ ̶̫̒̓̾̓̚͘̚͝͝k̵̨͆̏̽i ̲̱͙̗̩͂͆̄̀͒̾͘͠n̴͔̥͔̹̹̽̿́͝ͅd ̨̘͐̄͌̋̐̐̆͛ḁ̴͚̼̤̫̫̪̥̓̿̌̓́͐̓͜ ̶̨̖̯̥̱͚̟̭͝ͅe ̭͋̒̒͐̉̈́̐̊f̴̞̞̱͕͍͍͍̘̊͗͋f̵̠̺̘̎̈́ȇ̴͔͉͎͈̭̇̋̌͒̀ͅḏ̶̙͎́̃̾͊̓ ̧̫̱̹̗̳͓̬̺̞̉͝u ̧̦͎͔͖̗̗̯̜̍̇̈́̀͊͒͘p̴̼̖̅͂͗́͂̎̆͜ ̵̖̥͓̜̭͗̎͋̋̽̽͌͝ṯ̴̡͓̟̭̫̰̩͉̊̓͗̈́̚h̵͔̼̠̊̾̓͐̀̆̕ͅe ̨̮̮̳̪̱̾̀̈́͋͠ ̴̡̪̤̥̫̤͖̲̃͋́͆̄̍̒̚͠ẁ̴̭̺̺̬̮̳ͅo ̝́̏̌͑̈̾̓͑̚͠r ̧̙͙̝̜̟̠̳̫̗̈̾̋̔̑͆͠l̵̤̳͋̀̊͌̂̔͆̚ḑ̵̰̤̫̻̯̂͐̈́͗̓̔̑,̵̪̘̉͆̀̍͛͒̚͠͝ ̮̬̣̪͎̣̘̞͗̾́́̀́̈́͝͝p̴̧̬̤̗̗͕̺͎̳̱̓̌͋͒o̶̯͎̖͉̜̮̫͑͊̐̎̌l ̛̤̱͉̺͐͐̽̊͑͋l̵̺̘̯͍̈́̄͗̾̔͆u ͕̈́̈̎͗̈́t̶̢͉̀̓̽̒̑͒͛̚͝e ̧̲̍d̶̝̔̎̎̋̕͠͠ ̡̰̮̞͆̎͑̋̅̎͝ͅį̶̪̩̠̄̂͒́͋̊̉̈̕͜t ̨̨̜͎͓̤͇̮̗̠̑̇, ̢͇̻͖̽̒ ̴̼̿k ̡̼̳̱̠͋̾̿̔i ̗̰͚̟̫̀̆͗̀̐̇̽͂͘̕l̶̨̧̲̻̱̪͓̅͌̿͛̽̅̂̇̐͘l̴̗͒͗͂͛̋̇͒͘͘e̴̳͔̝͉̥̱̲̥̰̽̌̎̀̇̃̌̚̚d ̛̛̙̟̮̝̼̠̹̫̊̾̐͌̔͌͌ͅ ̴̧̳͚̯̮̯̥̍͒̈́̋̄̓̒̇̅͘i̵͓̥̣͎͈͉͖͓̫͒̈̓̏͗̒̽̋͘ẗ̶̢̺͚̖̗̠͕͎́̐̕͜.̴͈̿̄̔̌͘͠͠ ̢̨̹͕̹͎̔̒͐̉̀̄͐͊͜f ̧̨̛̣̹̘̠̞̯̭̈̃̉͑͘͜u̵͕̓̓̂͂c̶̠͉̫̥̺̻͔͕̒̏ͅk ̧̧̫͈̺͉̞̞̍͗͗͘ͅ ̶̗͇͙̤̺̻̤̗̪̆͊̌̊̃̉͝ḯ̵̛̯t ͍̲̙̘̣̬̮̀́̀̏̆̋̄̎̂͜͝.̶̜̳̱̱͓͈̪͈̱̉̅̈́̒̕̕̕̕͠ ̴̧̼͍̍̐̀͆̊̈́͂̇̅̈́f ̡̡͈̙͙͚̲̹̻̤̓̍͌́̕u ̤͇̭̐̍̂̐̏̇̈̎̔́c̵̡̗͉̯͉̯̬̟̉͌͗̋̈̋̈́̊͘͠k̴̮͗͐̔̍̄̒̓̚̕ ̵̮̀̓͌͗͜h ͇̉̀̓u ̙͔̪̩̯͙̹̯͎͍̍͒̃̎̅m ̘̃̽̋̓̿͠a̶͎̰̙͔̅̑̔̈́͒̊̋͠n ̨͓͎͔͕͓͘s̵̪̪͑̓̀̍̀͊͋. ̾̌̀͂̈́̿͜

dude 1; you heard 'bout covid-19?
dude 2; yeah dude, it sucks ass
dude 1; yeah dude, fuck humans.

by tee hee :) April 21, 2020

human music

When a male and female have coitus, due to all the penile thrusting the holes in the woman suck air and release a queef... Thus leading to "Human Music"

Get ready mama and play dat funky human music

by Loafy churdnub March 3, 2017

human serviette

when you are wiping shit off your ass and you accidentally reach too far with the napkin, thus causing faeces to be wiped onto your hand.

Chads hand smells like shit, I wonder if he's been doing the human serviette.

by Smorf Lord October 23, 2019

humans suck

A homo sapiens use to imbibe a beverage.

Dogs lap - Humans suck

by DadooS September 7, 2009

Human flesh

The meat of a human being, very tasty - tastes delicious with salsa, also with French fries.

mom : im making food tonight, what do you want honey?
me : human flesh with salsa and fries
mom : okay honey
henning (in the bush) : can I come too, for human flesh?

mom : yes

by Mcdonaldsman27alsoidodrugs November 4, 2021

Human Suitcase

The act of putting all one's clothes onto a midget, putting them in roller skates, and dragging them through the airport as a carry-on

I got my wife a human suitcase for Valentine's Day, she loved it.

by Stefon100 March 2, 2011

human bean

A person who is addicted to beans and more specificly jelly beans.

I'm turning into a human bean - I had 4 packets of jelly beans yesterday.

by Eli-bean August 5, 2007