Hym "It's like I'm holding your kids hostage... In a house where the door is WIDE open and my demands are... To not have my rights perpetually violated and to be paid for my own labor and property... And instead of, like, tying your kids up... I'm, like, not even watching them at all... And it's YOUR HOUSE.... And you're there in the house with me and can get me to leave whenever you want... And I'm giving YOU the ransom money... And I literally built you your own robot butler... Like... Literally. I literally allowed for robot butler to be an actual possibility IN OUR LIFETIME... ME! And your kid thinks I'm cooler than you... And I AM! AND! And... I don't want to be there... But I DO have a knife though and will stab the absolute piss out of everybody!"
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
Get the Holding your kids hostagemug. Hold on till may comes is a song by a band called Pierce the Viel. When someone says, “hold on till may.” It means to push through the struggles (which can also be S-H) and is also a way of saying “you’ve got this, stay with us.”
Person 1: Hey buddy, I know you’ve been going through a lot, Hold on till may. Everything will get better.
Person 2: Thank you bud, I’ll get better :)
Person 2: Thank you bud, I’ll get better :)
by Maxsamich May 2, 2024
Get the hold on till maymug. by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>I Smack Backs I Know What I Hold<.7.9.7.6.>mug. “ We were having sex and he told me to take a hit and hold it in while he choked me, it was so hot, I think I’m going to call it Choke smoke hold
by Little cheese pies March 23, 2021
Get the Choke smoke holdmug. Using your hand like the GI Joe Kung Fu grip, you grab the inside of a person's leg, near their genitals.
Usually squeezing as hard as possible for for at least 10 seconds.
The goal being pain and making sure the inside of their thigh bruises badly.
Usually squeezing as hard as possible for for at least 10 seconds.
The goal being pain and making sure the inside of their thigh bruises badly.
My leg is killing me, I was at the ballet last night and a stripper gave me a crowbar hold when I told her I didn't want a 6th dance.
by exsparky January 8, 2021
Get the Crowbar holdmug. When you're smoking somebody out, after they get a hit or so you hold on to the piece for and extra amount of time when you know they're really jonesing and make them listen to your stories that take forever to tell. (usually your already in the right state of mind).
"Yeah man, that was a totally awesome Hippie Hold we pulled on ken earlier!" said Clayton to Autumn. "Yeah no doubt!"
by clayjay April 14, 2010
Get the Hippie Holdmug. by Ang33l March 30, 2022
Get the NATIONAL HOLD HANDS DAYmug.