Air hocking

When one plays with their balls while giving a speech.

Did you see David's speech today? Bro had his hand in his pocket and was air hocking the while time.

by Harry Chin November 20, 2025

Wisconsin Hockey Stick

The act of taking a shit then freezing it into a solid log. Now insert the frozen log into a women’s vagina and continuing to lick it like a popsicle until gone.

My coach asked me if I wanted to try a Wisconsin Hockey Stick after we lost to Michigan.

by Idofishbad December 1, 2025

indoor field hockey

A fast paced game that comes from the original game, outdoor field hockey that originated in 1908. The sport of indoor field hockey is usually played on a court the size of a handball court but it has walls to bounce the ball off of. In this sport you may not lift your stick high or hit the ball. You can only push the ball and deflect it. You cannot lift off the ground unless you are taking a shot in the circle. There is a lot more bending and going down low because that's the way the girls who play stop the ball.

Mike: Dude are you going to Grace's indoor field hockey game?
Jeff: Why would I want to go??
Mike: All the girls bend over the whole game!!
Jeff: Sweet let's go

by Fhockey January 12, 2017

Hot Tub Hockey

A game.

You need:
4 guys.
A rubber ducky.

Goal:
4 dudes sit naked in a square hot tub. They have to hit the opposing sides wall with the rubber ducky but only using air or water, no hands. The person who gets 10 in a row gets to pick who gets the rubber ducky up their ass.

“Hey come to the demolition derby & Hot Tub Hockey thing with me tonight!”

by Capndanpan December 31, 2020

Women's Ice Hockey

just like men's ice hockey, but with women, feelings, and no checking

Fact: Stevenson University Women's Ice Hockey is the best women's team in the NCAA Divison 3.

by urmomsmine December 12, 2022

shopping-cart hockey

Refers to da steps-saving groceries-trolley-returning practice whereby ya halt a few yards from da cart-corral in da parking lot and then give da cart a speedy push so dat it (hopefully!) rolls da rest of da way into da corral, thus scoring a "goal".

I always love seeing my "aimed and released" shopping-cart roll smoothly between da walls of da corral; shopping-cart hockey is even more satisfying, though, if said cart also clatters itself into place at da end of da line of other carts in da corral.

by QuacksO November 10, 2024

Elite Ice Hockey League

a hockey league for british clubs from england, scotland, wales and northern ireland. belfast giants are the most successful team in the competition having won it 6 times. now the sheffield steelers are running away and they will potentially seal their title on the 9th of march

sheffield steelers are on the verge of a Elite Ice Hockey League title

by big fat tubby March 4, 2024