Manny’s Handy

When you use the grease from a Manny’s Pizza or Taco as lube to jerk off your significant other in sheer gratitude for stuffing your face with culinary wonderment.

After dinner last night the wife gave me a Manny’s Handy on the way home!

by Trent Thick Missile October 23, 2020

Taa Qi Hang

a bit of a funny guy, has a good sense of humor. Often enjoys things such as
- Raging over League of Legends
- Raging over Legends of Runeterra
- Raging over video games in general

has a weird personality and is a bit emotionally unstable, but a good friend and a good person.

smol pp energy
very smol pp energy

quite ugly and fat, they clearly need to work out more. WORK OUT MORE

Taa Qi Hang is such a uh oh...i think i made a poopy

by youknowidiotbaka November 22, 2021

just trying to hang out

how to respond when you don't want to do something that requires too much effort, or any effort at all

Friend 1: Want to go play some ball at the gym?
Friend 2: honestly, i'm "just trying to hang out" right now...

by jttho May 12, 2022

Paul Hollywood Handy

When an individual uses butter as lubricant to masterbate a person.

“We’re out of lube”

“I have butter”

“That works. I love a good Paul Hollywood Handy“

by Starbaker69 May 21, 2022

Dan from US Handyman

Just your average deliveryman, a spam tester with a good heart. He's just trying to get off of work and get his paycheck. He won't give you a hard time and values your emotions. Be like Dan.

???: Hi, This is Dan from US Handyman
you: Oh! I hope you're having a pleasant day, Dan.
Dan: Thank you, I will! I left your package...

by WT__lovelyAlien November 8, 2022

Harker's Island Handy

When your blood cousin sits on her hand until it goes numb to not feel the shame and then begins to stroke your family tree while looking into your eyes.

"I was on my way to wadeshore and welcomed a Harker's Island handy"

by Uncle tickle December 1, 2022

Old Man Hang

1)Noun- A sexually inappropriate comment made by a man over the age of forty that leaves younger people in a group speechless due to seniority and awkwardness
2) Noun-Literal unexplained length of a male member over the age of 40 years. The sexual counterpart to old man strength.

"Did you hear Dad talk about the difference between women's briefs and spandex during the track meet? That was a total Old Man Hang!"
"Did you the size of that old man's junk in the locker room? That can only be explained by old man hang."

by StayFrosty469 February 18, 2023