massacre hair

A hair do' so messy and unkept, it resembles the hair do' in a mass murderer's mugshot.

Dude, your hair is so wild, you look like you've been on a killing spree. You definitely have massacre hair!

That massacre hair is a good look for you.

by Mandee507 November 14, 2007

Thomas's Hair

Thomas's Hair is a powerful being, Just like how Clifford the big red dog grew because of how much he was loved, Thomas's hair gained power due to the amount of effort put into it. Thomas's hair is an extremely powerful being, and there are several people who warship it and give compliments to Thomas (all of them Thomas's imaginary friends).

Wow Thomas's hair is crazy
Yeah he must put a lot of effort into it
*Thomas's hair ends world hunger*

by JonesGotBones January 16, 2023

Hair bulge

An enormous tuft of pubic hair that gives the false impression of a big tool/package.

Meg, curious like all the other girls about how big Ed's penis actually was in proportion to his famous giant bulge, was horrified to find it was a hair bulge.

by Connor shanebone May 18, 2013

frat hair

When a frat boy pulls his bangs back towards the top of his head and puts his baseball cap on backwards.

After popping the collar on both of his polos, Chad grabbed a Braves cap and styled his frat hair.

by FolkandFlipFlops June 4, 2014

puffle hair

Crazy, extremely layered emo hair. The term "puffle" comes from club penguin, the crazy poofy animals who run around everywhere. They resemble this puffle hair.

OMG I LOVE HER HAIR!
i know! she has puffle hair.
im so jealous.

by pufflee hairrrr June 17, 2008

Moses Hair

Hair that has been parted... sometimes leading to the freedom of Jew-slaves.

Hitler had Moses Hair.

by Terry Farrel October 18, 2007

suck hair

Such as saying to suck other thing this is VERY hurtful to say or even write . Sucking hair is a terrible act to perform when insulting boy or girl .

You can go suck hair jerk !

by Dat St.jude Gurl May 30, 2017