Guitar

Just a weird six strings BASS

Yo dude, that's a weird bass guitar

by BASS NATION KEEPER November 23, 2019

Guitarded

Someone who has no real skill or experience on guitar, yet insists on creating typically unmelodic noise, usually in the form of repeatedly playing the same scale over and over, ad infinitum.

House guest: "What is that noise?"
Host: "Oh. That's my dumb-assed guitarded neighbor with his Fender Strat."

by Soylent Gringo January 29, 2020

Guitarist

Usually a person who has failed in life. A Guitarist is usually a man, with no social skills who has spent most of his life in a room with other socially awkward people, as to retard his or her own social skills to the point of being only able to comunicate complex thoughts through music and old memes.

"Oh no, Jan, i won't marry him, he's a guitarist."

"Yeah, he'd be a really cool adition to out friends list, but he's a guitarist."
"I'm not Gay, i'm just a guitarist."

by Four String Guitar November 1, 2019

Guitar hero

When a person is rubbing a girls clit vigorously to make her cum during sexy times.

He went guitar hero mode on her clit.

by 2shotsin September 11, 2020

Guitar solo

When you fall asleep with your phone in one hand and your dick in the other hand

My wife came home home from work, and found me in bed doing a guitar solo

by longrod79 September 12, 2020

guitarengineer

big dick energy

guitarengineer has a massive chode

by minddrummer September 28, 2020

GuitarEngineer

A person who specializes in the art of playing guitar with his ding dong.

Woah... that's one GuitarEngineer, if I say so myself.

by oogiechoogie October 10, 2020