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alpaca fucker 

Someone who has sexual relations with an alpaca. Often used as in insult to specify someone so infuriating or annoying that a specific animal needs to be mentioned when insinuating they enjoy bestiality.
"Try that again you dirty Alpaca Fucker" often said when someone attempts a cheap shot.
"Fucking alpaca fucker cut me up the twat"
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waffle fucker 

a person (or animal) that enjoys sexual interactions with waffles.
stranger: wow have you met that guy jayden ?

person: no who is he ?

stranger: he’s this really horny guy who likes to jerk off to waffles

person: ohhh, he must be a waffle fucker

bold fucker 

One who is brave with the their Tom foolery (Cloy Foolery) tactics.
Cloy sneeked in and screwed Tom’s wife, in the same bed as Tom, while he was sleeping...that is one bold fucker!
bold fucker by Momslayer June 16, 2018

Muzzle Fucker

A term originated in the furry fandom. It means someone with a short penis. The word came from the thought that anthro creatures, such as wolves, have a long muzzle. If you can get past the muzzle with a blowjob, you are okay. If you can't make it (past the muzzle), you are a muzzle fucker.
"Did you hear what <asshole person> did to my car window? That Muzzle Fucker threw a rock through it!"
Muzzle Fucker by Yiff-center June 19, 2018

Brother Fucker 

A Union brother that fucks over his brother for personal gain
That plumber is stealing my work....what a brother fucker
Brother Fucker by Union1 January 24, 2019

ms fucker 

Better half of Mr. Fucker, aka ham sup lo. Stylish, sassy, beautiful inside and out Known to live in HK, lives to love and loves to live.

The shop is always open!
Who you think you are? Ms FUCKER?
ms fucker by MR.FUCKER69 February 12, 2019

Freshman Fucker 

A senior who likes to go for the freshman thotties because they cannot get any other pussy. Their counterpart would be a Senior Smasher
Bret is such a Freshman Fucker!