old lady finger

The act of giving the full middle finger with all other fingers folded. This is a completely premeditated attack designed to destroy your ability to react.

I was just trying to get out of that lady's way when she gave me the old lady finger old lady bird

by jenksk9 March 31, 2016

Catch a finger

To be fingered by a single finger.

"I'm not a lesbian, but I've caught a finger." - Amy Schumer

"I'm up to catch a finger tonight."

by kuna3 September 7, 2016

k-west finger bump

When your partner inadvertently or un wantedly tickles and or penetrates your anus with one or more fingers.

"Yo yo baby stop! I aint into no K-west finger bump"!

by GPz550 August 17, 2016

Basket weaving and fingering children

A useless and wasteful degree at University. Typically undertaken by people with no real skills.

What is he studying? Spanish and Portuguese? Yeah, basically Basket weaving and fingering children.

by TheDarkForehead February 14, 2017

Milk Open Finger

The hand you use to Nut

I used my milk open finger last night

by JackWanker August 23, 2017

Prancing sissy finger

An imbredd-ed log splitter type of hillbilly,who's uncanny ability to sense his younger sister's period and commences his middle finger to flutter and take action.

Jilly's obviously on the rag ,being the fact she's wearing one sock,that her brother Mudd's finger began to flutter into what is known as a Prancing sissy finger;

by Lard sodapop December 19, 2017

the two-finger weave

When you use your pointer and middle finger to finger a girl and use a weaving motion when fingering her pussy.

Gabe gave Isabel the best two-finger weave she'd ever had.

"When Gabe hit me with the two-finger weave I was at a loss for words."

by basketweave332 December 11, 2019