french wank

cross between wank and French kiss, i.e. blow job whihc involves exchange of spunk between mouths

me and Mark had a good French wank last night

by Attilla the Hump June 13, 2003

french fries

More conclusive proof that George W Bush is a tit (see entry for Freedom fries); 'French' fries, like many things called French something-or-ther, were not even invented in France, and there is little evidence to suggest they were invented in Belgium, either.

In France they are generally eaten with steak (steak-frites), and were popularised by the Americans, who now, ironically, find the term 'French anything' sticking in ther craw... all because we aren't trigger-happy, Anti-Islamists.

"These French fries are clogging up my artery walls."

by Mordrez Moi September 16, 2006

French Microphone

When someone gives a sleeping guy a blowjob while they're sleeping.

Yeah, and then I woke up and she was giving me a french microphone!

by DickDickler June 4, 2014

French Toast

When you pull the wedgie out of her ass with your teeth.

Oh my gosh honey, I have a wedgie from hell....Stop....Drop, ASS in the AIR....pull her pants down and shove those teeth in her ass, clamp down....and pull!!
"The French Toast" no mas wedgie

by @ssm@ster July 8, 2009

French Dip

The act of a male dipping his genitals in chocolate, and thereafter, slapping a girl in the face with his chocolate covered man pouch.

"Hey Jim, did you french dip Jenny last night?" "Of course I did Jerry, it was exhilarating!"

by bignat91 March 9, 2010

french cries

a fictional food that implies someone is being a cry baby. It is most often accompanies the word wamburger.

jake: mom, chris won't stop making weird faces at me!

chris: awww does poor baby want a wamburger and some french cries?

by Pont Lemarce November 9, 2006

French Advance

RETREAT!!!

"We'll make a french advance on them....RUN AWAY!!!"

by Doctor Rock January 28, 2009