Winning

Charlie Sheen

It's Charlie Sheen; Duh, winning.

by benngunn777 March 28, 2011

Winning

If lying is winning then yeah bud.

Hym "You're not winning anything you're trying to prove I can't beat God or something but you didn't think I could make the AI work either and you're lying to pretend that I did. If your religion is true you are, in fact, going to hell and God did say I am allowed to kill children for mocking me."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2025

Squidward Wins

A brutal deconstruction fanfiction where Squidward Tentacles finally gets the amazing life that he's always dreamed of by getting sweet revenge on the people who make every day of his life a living hell.

"Squidward Wins" is a favorite of many Squidward fans.

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 23, 2021

winners love winning

“Winners love winning” means that you’re a girl who likes girls, as it has the same acronym as “woman loving woman; wlw

“So what, you’re gay?”
“Well, winners love winning.”

by Idiot bartending 101 February 9, 2025

Win-Gasm

Win-Gasm : pronounced like orgasm except with win on the front.

When something is so Win (great/amazing/fantastic) that you have a win-gasm over it.

can also be used as a plural : Win-Gasmic

Have you seen the new invisible iPod, its Win-Gasmic

I saw the new invisible iPod in the window and had an immediate Win-Gasm

by S33dy August 16, 2009

win the losing lottery

To win at something no one should be proud at winning.

I won, I was the dumbest that was there. Congratulations, you (won)/ win the losing lottery.

by foodboy96 March 30, 2024

winning the lottery

the only way for dad to come back with the milk

You: Mom I won the lottery!
Mom: We can finally move out of this apartment!
Dad:*Walks into the room* Hey son I'm back with the milk!
You and mom: WTF!?!?!

winning the lottery: dad comes back with milk

by iburneddown21orphaneges December 28, 2022