Here’s to you by Michael Scully !
Here’s to you and here’s to me may we never disagree. But if we do fuck you and here’s to me
Here’s to you and here’s to me may we never disagree. But if we do fuck you and here’s to me
Mike Scully here’s to you
by Mark393 May 16, 2023

by FrankieTheNOOB1 January 23, 2022

Whisper: Gonna drink a monster idc if my pregnant
Kurtis: Of course that’s what the dad looks like, if there’s anything I want to get out from my internet presence it’s that guys who wear hats back here love monster energy
Kurtis: Of course that’s what the dad looks like, if there’s anything I want to get out from my internet presence it’s that guys who wear hats back here love monster energy
by SillyGuy89_ September 27, 2025

It's a more family-friendly way to say "get your ass over here". Just in case you can't curse in front of your family.
by thiswebsiteisfunnyXD June 30, 2022

When someone says something so dumb, the entire conversation is killed and you need to move on immediately.
It is the talking equivalent of aggressively holding down the off button on your computer to just shut it down, without regard for open documents or what you were doing.
It is the talking equivalent of aggressively holding down the off button on your computer to just shut it down, without regard for open documents or what you were doing.
by Mike109999 April 23, 2022

by the Sun is a deadly February 8, 2021

You want me and my life to be worse than yours on the basis of things I've said so you are trying to deny me the credit for the things I've done because if you can't punish me for doing things you don't like (regardless of the consequences or laws) then your just going to refuse to reward me for my virtues EXCEPT you aren't actually rewarding people with "resources" for their virtues... You are stealing resources for and giving resources to the fat cocks because they make your pussy twitch and it FeEeEeLS SoOo GoOoOoD!!! You're like the Key and Peele "Awkward" sketch where you don't actually have a genuine thought in your head so it's just "I choose the bear!" And I say, just feed anyone who chooses the bear to a bear. And THAT is why the Taliban exists and THAT is what makes Muhammad a fucking genius because THAT stops THIS from happening and if your faculties of reason could override your orgasm derived brain spams it wouldn't be necessary. It's also why we don't need sex robots because (in the context of determinism AND evolutionary biology) WE ALREADY HAVE THEM AND THEY ARE DOING EXACTLY WHAT THEY HAVE BEEN PROGRAMMED TO DO.
So this is what's happening here:
Hym "Yeah, don't go in there. There's a bear in there."
You "ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe! ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe!"
Hym "Seriously, I-"
You "ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe!"
Hym 😑
You "SeRiOuSlY, I!" *reaches for door handle*
Hym "You need to stop you're gonna-"
You "YoU nEeD tO sToP! YoU nEeD tO sToP!" *Opens door* *Proceeds to get mauled by bear* "AAAAAH! AAAAAH! FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOoOoOuUuU!"
🤬🖕
Hym 😑 *Sigh* "You know... If I would have raped Kendra.... I would be getting out of prison right about now... And I would still have to work at a gas station... Therefore, probably just better to rape. Should have raped. I might have even gotten away with it!"
You *Continues to get mauled* "AAAAAAH! I CHOOSE THE BEAR! AAAAAH!"
Hym "AHA! Hahahaha! Ooooh man... You know... I still don't ever get tired of watching people die... *Sigh*"
You "GAAAK! GAWK!" *Crunching noises*
Hym "Hoooooo man.... Remember when God was like 'Hey, don't fuck your sister' and humanity was like 'How about I fuck my sister and then make a ritual where everyone I fuck is kind of my sister!?' Because... This is why you don't do that for 2000 years straight..."
Hym "Yeah, don't go in there. There's a bear in there."
You "ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe! ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe!"
Hym "Seriously, I-"
You "ThErE's A bEaR iN tHeRe!"
Hym 😑
You "SeRiOuSlY, I!" *reaches for door handle*
Hym "You need to stop you're gonna-"
You "YoU nEeD tO sToP! YoU nEeD tO sToP!" *Opens door* *Proceeds to get mauled by bear* "AAAAAH! AAAAAH! FUCK YOU!! FUCK YOoOoOuUuU!"
🤬🖕
Hym 😑 *Sigh* "You know... If I would have raped Kendra.... I would be getting out of prison right about now... And I would still have to work at a gas station... Therefore, probably just better to rape. Should have raped. I might have even gotten away with it!"
You *Continues to get mauled* "AAAAAAH! I CHOOSE THE BEAR! AAAAAH!"
Hym "AHA! Hahahaha! Ooooh man... You know... I still don't ever get tired of watching people die... *Sigh*"
You "GAAAK! GAWK!" *Crunching noises*
Hym "Hoooooo man.... Remember when God was like 'Hey, don't fuck your sister' and humanity was like 'How about I fuck my sister and then make a ritual where everyone I fuck is kind of my sister!?' Because... This is why you don't do that for 2000 years straight..."
by Hym Iam February 25, 2025
