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hotshit minute

He better get a job, or I'm gonna boot him out in a hotshit minute!
by blumpkinsarefungetone August 23, 2010
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Three-Minute LumberJack

When you "jack" your "wood" (ie. masturbate) with the goal of achieving orgasm within 3 or so minutes due to a time limit.
I had to master the Three-Minute LumberJack while in the gulag because of the 3-minute shower time limit.

I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.
by LumbrJack April 27, 2023
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Minute Moonshine

Alcohol in ether, used as an inhalant to become incredibly drunk for a number of minutes, followed by sobriety.
"Here, take a hit of this minute moonshine."
"Sure." *Stumbles around and does stupid shit*

-Five minutes later-

"How are you feeling?"
"Pretty good. Sober now, though."
by Poiven March 16, 2012
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5 minute rule

The amount of time it takes to know if you’ll toss someone’s salad after meeting them
I would totally toss her salad… the 5 minute rule
by RensssRulesss January 22, 2022
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Ass Minute

Similar to "a Minute-

Getting a good beating for one minute, usually a form of discipline in a gang" but turned violently sexual.
Keep it up, you fuck around one more time you're going to get a minute... an ass minute..⁸
by Blahblah68 October 26, 2025
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Five minutes

A period of time that is longer than minimum 20 minutes.
2.40 am
G: Baby you have to sleep

A: five minutes…

G: ok fine

3.25 am
A: baby I never imagined a human could be so stupid but then I worked with Scott. You know he used a pie chart for a set of data with negative numbers?
by The universe_actually August 13, 2025
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