an equivalent of a New York minute.
by blumpkinsarefungetone August 23, 2010
Get the hotshit minutemug. When you "jack" your "wood" (ie. masturbate) with the goal of achieving orgasm within 3 or so minutes due to a time limit.
I had to master the Three-Minute LumberJack while in the gulag because of the 3-minute shower time limit.
I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.
I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.
by LumbrJack April 27, 2023
Get the Three-Minute LumberJackmug. Alcohol in ether, used as an inhalant to become incredibly drunk for a number of minutes, followed by sobriety.
"Here, take a hit of this minute moonshine."
"Sure." *Stumbles around and does stupid shit*
-Five minutes later-
"How are you feeling?"
"Pretty good. Sober now, though."
"Sure." *Stumbles around and does stupid shit*
-Five minutes later-
"How are you feeling?"
"Pretty good. Sober now, though."
by Poiven March 16, 2012
Get the Minute Moonshinemug. <.7.9.7.6.>Interruption Artistry starts At 9.26 Seconds 5 Minutes, Do Not Fuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses, Start Interrupting<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Interruption Artistry starts At 9.26 Seconds 5 Minutes, Do Not Fuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses, Start Interrupting<.7.9.7.6.>
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Interruption Artistry starts At 9.26 Seconds 5 Minutes, Do Not Fuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses, Start Interrupting<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by RensssRulesss January 22, 2022
Get the 5 minute rulemug. Similar to "a Minute-
Getting a good beating for one minute, usually a form of discipline in a gang" but turned violently sexual.
Getting a good beating for one minute, usually a form of discipline in a gang" but turned violently sexual.
by Blahblah68 October 26, 2025
Get the Ass Minutemug. 2.40 am
G: Baby you have to sleep
A: five minutes…
G: ok fine
3.25 am
A: baby I never imagined a human could be so stupid but then I worked with Scott. You know he used a pie chart for a set of data with negative numbers?
G: Baby you have to sleep
A: five minutes…
G: ok fine
3.25 am
A: baby I never imagined a human could be so stupid but then I worked with Scott. You know he used a pie chart for a set of data with negative numbers?
by The universe_actually August 13, 2025
Get the Five minutesmug.