Flamed out for dinner

When your bedspread face prevents you from getting to dinner with your family at the best steakhouse in your vacation spot

My sister woke up with bedspread face and flamed out for dinner.

by BillyBSevenOne June 27, 2022

irish flame

the name of a sensual oil. its actual origins are in alabama. this line of products was retired after they were found to cause side effects such as little brothers swarming into the room of the act, as well as causing sisters to become obese.

irish flame is a failure.

by Toastr December 15, 2008

dance of the flaming arseholes

A pub game often played by members of various football clubs. Also performed by Australian servicemen. It involves seeing who can last the longest with a burning newspaper shoved up their arse.

Taken from Wikipedia:
"One of the "hallowed traditions" bestowed upon the area by sojourning sailors, eg. from Australia, was the ritualistic "Dance Of The Flamers" or "Dance Of The Flaming Arseholes" on top of the infamous toilet's roof. Compatriots on the ground would chant the signature "Haul 'em down you Zulu Warrior" song whilst the matelots performed their act."

by The Sidhe April 29, 2006

flaming turquoise necktie

While having anal sex, you pull out and smack your cock on the girl or guys chest leaving the necktie bruise. The fecal matter around the bruise then looks like a flame.

see turquoise

I gave this chick a flaming turquoise necktie last night after I said it was the wrong hole.

by 9th Wonder January 15, 2006

Flaming Teddy Roosevelt

Like a combination of the Flaming Dragon and the Teddy Roosevelt, it's where you put hot sauce on the sandpaper.

One guy: hey did you make up with your girlfriend after that big fight you had?
Other guy: no but I gave her a Flaming Teddy Roosevelt instead

by Dreznych December 11, 2010

Flaming half wit

When a person has only half of their wit and has somehow managed to catch on fire.

j00 b33/\/ pwned by Grungemetal!

Josh: You're on fire. Yeah, stop playing counter strike and put it out.

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 23, 2005

Flaming Water Buffalo

The act of shoving a fire hose up someone's rectum, while they are filling up with water, you light their pubes on fire.

Dude, I gave him a flaming water buffalo last night. It smells like burnt pubes out here.

by tommy salami May 13, 2015