Sinus feet street

The bad part of town. Everyone there is a tweaker and wears no shoes, so it smells.

-Why'd we have to drive through sinus feet street Joe?
-When I told you I wanted to see the zoo, and you agreed, well then here we are.

by kaidrilled December 5, 2022

Clubbed Feet

When a girl with clubbed feet tries to "beat" and "smash" your dick and balls.

Damn Daniel, what happened to ya?! I don't know Jared, I guess Alice gave me that Clubbed Feet last night!

by Urbane and Dictive December 14, 2022

Ziahs feet

Another name for a footlong sub

Person 1: i love foot long subs!
Person 2: i wish subway called them by their other name, Ziahs feet!

by Mitocondria December 19, 2022

Feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece

Used to describe a football player whose passes or shots go anywhere other than intended.

Insinuates that the player's feet at shaped like a seven-sided coin used in the UK, adding a random directional factor to any strike of the ball.

Darwin Nunez has fucked up that chance again. His feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece!

by KloppOut January 12, 2023

Birth Certificate Feet

When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble the blackness of your feet stamp as an infant in the hospital.

Walking around in these flip flops with birth certificate feet.

by Jennifred July 19, 2023

Birth Certificate Feet

When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble that of the stamped feet on the card you get stamped as an infant.

The ladies walking around in these flip flops with birth certificate feet.

by Jennifred July 19, 2023

Feet Miser

Calling someone the “Feet Miser” indicates they are rather smelly. Or that they adore feet

“Damn did you know Aj is a Feet Miser?”
“Yeah man, he likes feet cause they stink like him”

by FFLDEMON July 19, 2023