Fecording Contract

Similar to a recording contract except the artist is horrible. A mixture of Fecund and Recording Contract.

As seen on VFTW: "You people are nothing but LOSERS. What a waste of humans. You are nothing but retarded no bodies. Fuck all of you to hell. Pricks. Guess what?Pia will have a fecording contract within a week. Pussy paulo will go no where. What a bunch of assholes."

by perogi April 26, 2011

fecal fangs

Having shit under your fingernails

Oh! Old fecal fangs is coming in to get a manicure

by Jane1111 October 17, 2013

Feces Twister

When someone lies upside down on a swivel chair naked so that his ass sticks out in the air. Another person then proceeds to pull the nearest fire alarm and push the naked person down a hallway while spinning in the swivel chair. This man then proceeds to shit out as much dookie and gas as possible to maximize the field of area covered in shit while people try to escape the building in a torrent of ass-wind and shit.

Oh man! He totally pulled off a feces twister during the fire alarm!

by LazyPerson November 26, 2013

fecemo

a person who's breath smells like feces

did y'all smell ranesha's breath she always got fecemo she need ta stay up outa people's face

by tlovess88 February 12, 2014

fecal position

Noun

1. Similar to a standing "fetal position", it's when you can tell somebody has to take a crap by the manner in which they are standing.

"The fecal position is a little hunched and a little crouched with an expression of discomfort."

by billebllunt May 9, 2014

Fecal funny gas

A person who opens a persons anus and waits for a fart to inhale it

Man I can go for some fecal funny gas

by Lester the nipple molester July 19, 2017

Feckin

When you want to type "fucking" with an Irish accent.

Joe: I'm so feckin tired of Trump
Bernie: Calm down Joe.

by Theworst41968 June 20, 2021