Fuck an Egg

An expression used as a response when unable to qualify or quantify a ridiculous, impossible, and/or unreasonable statement or question- and the statement maker asshat requires a response that will make him/her think about why they would have spoken in the first place.

Margaret : I will live well, traveling the world with my makeup and hair squad, but I’ll stay humble so I really understand the people.
Me: can I have some quiet, please?
Margaret: my personal chef will cook all my meals at the most local restaurants spots I can find.

Me: oh, fuck an egg.

by Sonotwhat-I-thought November 26, 2019

Dirty egg

The action of shoving an egg up someone’s ass, while rubbing them in yolk.

chad: yo bro! I gave my boy a “dirty egg” last night.
dave: that’s disgusting.

by bigpeepeechad69 January 06, 2021

Dirty Eggs

Eggs fried in bacon fat

Do you think this diner serves Dirty Eggs?

by David Daunt June 03, 2018

Egg Sniping

A phrase pertaining to sabotage, created by demented Science Olympiad students. May also be 'dirty'.

"Hey, hey, no egg sniping!"

by Amoran November 02, 2008

Fatty Egg

La epic roast made by Po (aka Kung-fu Panda from the emoji movie)

Jeff: “Hi Gib.”
Gib: “Exit the area you Fatty egg.”

Jeff: *Is kill*

by Good boye gib March 10, 2018

Egg Numbers

Zero's all across, zip. Basically what you don't want to score on an exam, sporting event, or any other affair in which a "point" system is a factor.

Boss: So what'd we get on our customer satisfaction survey.

Secretary: Ehhhhhhh...we got egg numbers sir.

Boss: Egg numbers.....fuck me sideways.

by Lord_Phallus December 19, 2008

cock egg

When a man injects synthol into bell end

Ello mate me cock egg is massive would you like to have a rodgering.

by Mr. Cock Egg February 09, 2018