Cake-eater

50's slang for a ladies man or these days a guy you'd call a "player"

Yo that guy fucks every girl he sees and doesn't care. He's such a cake-eater.

by Dumb13D00r1sAw3s0m3 March 22, 2011

easter

The time of year when you get a free mug with your chocolate.

Great- another cadburys mug with my easter egg.

by AlfieL March 21, 2008

Easter

the bullshit story of Jesus Christ coming out of a vagina for the 2nd time in the BIble.

Tim: What the fuck is Easter?
Connor: When Jesus licked his mom's pussy.
Tim: Mean...I'm gay.

by tim808 February 4, 2009

easter-egg

verb. When a technician of any variety has no idea where the problem really is and tries various solutions hoping to get lucky.

He's clueless, he couldn't troubleshoot a toaster, he's just easter-egging

by Ceph Sitton March 27, 2005

Death Eater

The person that turns up to events and each and every time manages to suck the very soul out of the room by simply arriving.

Funny Friend - "why has everyone suddenly gone dead weird and cagey all of a sudden?"
Other funny friend - "the death eater has arrived"
Funny Friend "we need to get someone to change the music to really loud and get the heating on really high, it's freezing in here!"

Other funny friend does not reply as they have sadly encountered Death Eater, has fainted and is having their very soul sucked out of their mouth

by jojohedgehog November 20, 2011

Cake Eater

A high-paid athlete, that is married to a larger trophy wife.

Lamar Odom is a cake eater, cause that foo is married to Khloe Kardashian.

by dangbee May 15, 2011

cake-eater

one who never has to go without
has his cake and eats it too

that motherfucking johnson county cake eater

by aaron April 30, 2004