re-dump

An act by which one person, not for the first time, attempts to get rid of (dump) another person. Such an act is performed by one of two people who are in some kind of a relationship, be it a simple friendship or otherwise, to, yet again, try to rid herself/himself of the other person.

The running fanatic re-dumped his faithful, devoted, loving friend because he thought it would simplify his life, all the while knowing he would un-dump her (again) seven days hence.

by V.35 July 5, 2006

Homecoming Dump

Most people don't like taking a poop when it isn't in their own bowl. When they therefore spend a prolonged time away from home, they are likely to refrain from dropping a grumpy until they return home. The drive home therefore becomes more and more excruciating as their body realizes the inevitable glorious release of the little black seal into the porcelain sea... This causes confusion, hysteria and social awkwardness when confronted with unnecessary chit-chat.

Gary: Why'd you take so long to answer your phone!?
Kraig: Geeslike, I cant talk right now, I'm a block away from home and I have the most dangerous homecoming dump already trying to claw its way out of me...
Gary: uuuu... what?
Kraig: ...AAAAaaaaa!!!.... Its... crowning!!

by HowCanWeBeLovers March 31, 2011

dump truck

A person with no common sense, really dumb. or a person that you think is stupid being the way they look or act. it can also be used as an insult. someone that would remind you of an actual dump truck(big slow dumb and ugly)

A: that kid just got caught pooping in a parking lot
B: Wow what a dump truck
A:yeah that kid is a dump turck

by scissor kicking March 9, 2011

Cum Dump

A women that is regularly fucked and cummed in.

Yo pad blud your girlfriend is a cum dump br0. Me and the crew all shared her last week.

by Hench Ar Ked Lew October 16, 2012

Double Dump

When there is two (2) cubicles in a bathroom, and both are occupied, in which both occupants are taking a dump.

Man, i just did this sweet work poo, there was some other guy in the other cubicle, so we just double dumped

by JackPackageeeee September 12, 2010

Dump Truck

A fat ass

Brendon: Woah Emily has a fat ass!
Jim: Yea she has a dump truck!

by A black nigha April 12, 2021

Daisy Dumps

A removable, rechargeable, washable, nonrefundable, fragrence ass patch; that dampens the smell of your unbearable gas.

I ate Taco Bell earlier and have a big date tonight, I'd be worried about my gas but I just got my shipment of Daisy Dumps in! Now I can rip ass all I want!

by Rastachickenslut February 23, 2015