Most people don't like taking a poop when it isn't in their own bowl. When they therefore spend a prolonged time away from home, they are likely to refrain from dropping a grumpy until they return home. The drive home therefore becomes more and more excruciating as their body realizes the inevitable glorious release of the little black seal into the porcelain sea... This causes confusion, hysteria and social awkwardness when confronted with unnecessary chit-chat.
Gary: Why'd you take so long to answer your phone!?
Kraig: Geeslike, I cant talk right now, I'm a block away from home and I have the most dangerous homecoming dump already trying to claw its way out of me...
Gary: uuuu... what?
Kraig: ...AAAAaaaaa!!!.... Its... crowning!!
Kraig: Geeslike, I cant talk right now, I'm a block away from home and I have the most dangerous homecoming dump already trying to claw its way out of me...
Gary: uuuu... what?
Kraig: ...AAAAaaaaa!!!.... Its... crowning!!
by HowCanWeBeLovers March 15, 2011
1) When playing a video game expressing anger at the character for not doing an action.
2) Also can be used in regular conversation when angered at an object, person or action.
2) Also can be used in regular conversation when angered at an object, person or action.
I couldn’t beat the boss and I was yelling at Dante: dump jamit!
I dropped my book in the hallway today looked down and mumbled dump jamit under my breath
I dropped my book in the hallway today looked down and mumbled dump jamit under my breath
by Tim Martikainen March 18, 2007
A person with no common sense, really dumb. or a person that you think is stupid being the way they look or act. it can also be used as an insult. someone that would remind you of an actual dump truck(big slow dumb and ugly)
A: that kid just got caught pooping in a parking lot
B: Wow what a dump truck
A:yeah that kid is a dump turck
B: Wow what a dump truck
A:yeah that kid is a dump turck
by scissor kicking February 23, 2011
by Hench Ar Ked Lew October 16, 2012
When there is two (2) cubicles in a bathroom, and both are occupied, in which both occupants are taking a dump.
Man, i just did this sweet work poo, there was some other guy in the other cubicle, so we just double dumped
by JackPackageeeee September 09, 2010
When someone in a position above you at work gives you an assignment to do that is technically their job, but it's such a crappy task they don't want to do it so it's passed on to you.
"I have to work late, my boss crap dumped a bunch of paperwork on me."
"I'd like my job more if everyone would stop crap dumping on me."
"I'd like my job more if everyone would stop crap dumping on me."
by clem7632 June 23, 2008
A bowel movement of universal proportions
by Chrispitters August 07, 2018