Do you even vape bro?

When you take a massive vape while talking to someone who doesn't vape and then you ask them this because it's not normal someone doesn't vape, bro.

*takes a deep vape* do you even vape bro?!

by Kaiser Pepe :^) August 19, 2021

Do you fuck with Pangea

Know or understand what the first landmass ever was Pangea

Do you fuck with Pangea?

No

This bisch don’t know about Pangea

by !Ifoundyou! August 27, 2021

Do we have homework?

That one crackhead who always reminds the teacher homework, and the whole class goes "boo" on that asshole

My Friend: Do we have homework?
Whole class: U must die.

by So you don't know what karlson October 7, 2021

Do a number 9

When you suck your own peen. An alternative way to saying “go fuck yourself”

Tom: “Do a number 9. “
Jerry: “Fuck you too, man”

by Lord toadperson October 10, 2021

do-cat

according to philip k dick in the days of perky pat a do cat is a mutant creature either a dog or a cat no one knpws for sure after the hydrogen bomb they were left over mutants that crawled the earth who lived with the flukers. the humans that remained in the aftmath as a fluke.

watch out billy, a do-cat

by retroburger December 21, 2021

do a bongbong

verb. to disappear from, decline, or cancel a speaking engagement for the flimsiest of reasons; to just suddenly disappear; to turn coward at the first hint of being asked serious questions in front of an audience.

from the name of a former senator of the Philippines, who, on several occasions, failed to appear as scheduled, citing reasons even a second grader would find laughable.

Dude, we're scheduled to defend our research paper on Tuesday. Do a bongbong on us and we'll make sure you never graduate.

by JoQo January 28, 2022

Do a Simone

When someone posts into the wrong chat, or does a typo and deletes the message, leaving everyone else curious as to what it said!

Person 1: Ah didn't mean to post that here!
Person 2: Do a Simone!

by Anjuna February 4, 2022