The cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.

A saying by non-native English speakers who have literally no idea how our metaphors or idioms work. Bullshit nonsense that's probably the butt of a joke or something.

Person 1: Hey Sven, why weren't you at work yesterday?
Sven: That's the way the apple falls when the cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.
Person 1: ...

by TheManFromV June 4, 2017

Cookie Buddy

A person with whom one shares something enjoyable, especially if it is more enjoyable with two people.

This chocolate chip thing has got to be 6 inches across. Would you like to share it with me and be my cookie buddy?

by WheelOfEarth June 30, 2017

Cookie Distraction

When you can't focus because someone has cookies and it distracts you.

I forgot what I was saying because there was a cookie distraction.

by Slvrbt October 1, 2017

cookie strain

Very delicious strain of weed

That cookie strain be hitting

by Paul Marchand October 26, 2017

Cookie dusting

When a girl who hasn’t had sex in a while finally gets some

She went out to a party to see if someone will finally dust her cookies, she wanted a cookie dusting

by The cookie fairy October 29, 2017

lit cookie

pot cookie

Have a lit cookie

by Gale9281 November 17, 2017

Wet cookie

The literal English translation of Limb Bizkit.

“Last night my friends and I set a Guinness world record while listening to ‘Nookie’ by Wet Cookie”

"La nuit dernière mes amis et moi avons établi un record du monde Guinness en écoutant 'Nookie' par Wet Cookie"

by Jordanmill_ January 17, 2018