orbital conversation

A conversation whose topic is centered on an individual who is present but not participating.

Jack: "Did you hear about Cory? Man, he's such a tool."
Joe: "Yeah really. What a meathead."
Jimbob: "I never liked that Cory guy either."
Cory: "I hate orbital conversations."

by travipross June 4, 2014

awkward convo

conversations over texts that consists a lot of the 😂 emoji and texts like "wyd" "nmu" "nothing #loner4life😂" "haha sameeee😂" ...don't act like you don't know what I am talking about

person 1: heeyyyy you were texting Jake?(;
person 2: yeah but it was just like awkward convos

by Not Putting My Real Name May 14, 2016

CE (Conversation Ender)

A response that is deliberately used to end a text/verbal conversation.

Typically, millennials will use emoji(s) or other one-word responses as their CE of choice

Older generations are more polite and use CEs such as "Alright, well that's all I have." or "I have to run, but it was great catching up with you!"

The most common CE is "I love you" when talking with a significant other or family member.

Grandma: I was going to win, but then Boras got BINGO first so I lost. I'm really upset.
You: I love you
Grandma: Okay Love you, bye!
'Hang Up

Don't CE (Conversation Ender) me right now, we're still talking!

She ain't interested bro
How do you know?
She just CEd me again

Boy: That's so funny. I can't believe you did that. You're so silly
Girl: Smiley Face

by elmasterking January 3, 2017

tampon convo

an engaging conversation with a women topic of interest that other dudes in the room don't know much about.

Man that guy swept the ladies in the room from the other guys with his tampon convo card.

by kidfixie June 1, 2018

coyote conversation

When someone starts a conversation, then keeps talking without shutting up and traps you in an endless stream of babble until you are ready to do anything, even chewing your own arm off to escape!

She started off talking about her latest relationship and went on and on without stopping. After half an hour, I literally had to pretend that I was sick and ran to the bathroom to get away. It was a total coyote conversation!

by La La Cuervo June 14, 2018

Farmyard convention

A congregation of police officers.

Police officers =Pigs

*sees a gathering of police* 'Bloody hell what's this a farmyard convention??

by Rhiblue July 16, 2018

Homework Conversation

The conversation you have with your crush when you try to hit them up but you don't know what to say so you just ask about the homework from school.

Boy: Bro I totally hit up my crush yesterday night.
Boy 2: For real? What'd you say?
Boy: I asked her about the math homework.
Boy 2: Lol the classic Homework Conversation

by Pastazone October 25, 2018