concert

An event most people attend not to listen to a band play, but use as an excuse to get shit faced, yell, act like a total asshole, and the most famous reason," Get away from it all." (Because remember you can never be happy in everyday life) The music is usually way too fucking loud and hurts your ears and you'll end up getting blinded by fucking spinning lights on stage as you stand because the people in front of you are too stupid to sit the fuck down and watch. Do you stand at sporting events or when a comedian performs? Should you decide to buy a hoodie or t-shirt your wallet will more than likely be raped, if it hasn't already by the fucking insane food prices at the venue or the ticket cost itself. At the end of the night, the worst driving society has to offer is brought together and displayed in the parking lot/garage. Try not to give into the ever growing impulses of road rage as asshole after asshole keeps honking their horn to play in unison with other assholes who think it's cool to honk their horn as you sit stuck in traffic, not going anywhere, and there's not an exit anywhere in site. If bands REALLY, "Love all their fans so much" as the lead singer of every act on stage will tell you at least 18 times through out their set, they wouldn't let you go through this stupid fucking fail in human existence. Just stay home and listen to the CD!

Something I overheard in a mens' bathroom coming from a man in his early 30's trying to appear hardcore to strangers he met in the pisser, after Evanescence got done playing. " Those people down on the floor weren't moving at all. If I was down there I'd be moshing!!" Moshing to EVANESCENCE??? That guys one of the above mentioned assholes who needs to get a new hobby besides going to concerts.

by Stay@homeandlistentotheCD November 20, 2009

conference

a gathering of professionals to learn new stuff, at least that is what you tell the wife. then you go and get drunk and fool around with your co-workers. known as a 'c'

bob(boss)-did you learn anything at the conference?
workers-smile, more than you would like to know!

by lo dawg January 23, 2007

XB Connect

Online Crack
Games like "Everquest", (also known as never-sex) pale in comparison. Games like "Halo" can be played on this program.
Outlet for nerds to make themselves feel better by becoming self-proclaimed 1337 }-{@x0rZ.
Also a rather effective form of birth control.
And a way to ensure that your kid has something to do other than drugs.

"Heya Billy! I just hooked up your XB Connect!"
"Yeah! now I can get really stoned and play Halo all day!"
"Hmm this didn't work out the way I planned..."

Hot Girl: "hey baby, let's go bang..."
Dan: "I don't need you, i got my X box controller and my gunner seat. Vibrate: *waves hand* Gooooood" (Camp Chaos)

by ChapMelf April 16, 2004

Concerta

An Add drug that is often abused. Alright, you CAN overdose on it, and you shouldnt abuse it if your on any anti depressant, because i can cause a serious but rare syndrome called serotonin syndrome. It's fun to take, but only take one, for someone who doesnt take the meds a lot, it would fuck you up. Oh, and if you do overdose you go into cardiac arrest.. so dont take more than three.

"i need to get some concerta to do my project"

by Ivy league crack December 9, 2008

Connecticut

Success state. Get good education and grow up successful. Great hometown to people. No bad storms.

1. "I got my Masters Degree in Connecticut!"

2. "I'm an actress from connecticut!"

3. "Awww. I remember those days growing up in Connecticut. Good times."

4. "Thank goodness the storm only hit south eastern USA. Thank goodness not here."

by Snowangelsinthesummer March 10, 2011

connecticut

Growing up in CT you just feel like an average kid. You felt average because your friend’s fathers are VPs or CEOs just like yours. You don’t feel particularly smart because you aren’t different from the neighbor kids. You don’t feel racist because you grow up without racial tension. Your neighbors and friends that are just like you that you didn’t feel were unusually smart or stupid ended up being brain surgeons. In Connecticut you only have a high IQ if you leave Connecticut or if you hang out with people that move here from somewhere else. Connecticut is beautiful and it is my home.

When you start getting sick of one season Connecticut just moves on to the next one.

by teva January 15, 2006

Concern fallacy

"I am concerned, therefor I am right." The assertion that if one is coming from a position of concern (for the feelings of others, or a specific problem), then their conclusions must be viewed as credible.

1. The more time I spend online amongst atheists and atheists themed web sites, the more I understand that it is filled with intolerance, mockery, disdain and immaturity.
Every time I speak out against the arrogant attitude of many atheists, I'm simply written off as a troll or as a Christian. I've not come across a group of people, like the ' new atheists' who are so willing to so blindly follow their leaders anywhere they take them...except maybe the Christians and Muslims. A great bulk of the ' new atheists' time is spend mocking and belittling others, like they're a bunch of drunk frat boys having a laugh at someone elses expense. Anyway, that's how I see it.

2. Welcome to the new internet fallacy, the concern fallacy.

by VoXiC December 7, 2009