Commento boto

When a user wants to promote something they use a comment bot to promote there work.

“It seems like they are commento botoing the comment section”

by AGlassOfMilkYT June 5, 2022

commit

To push a pawn in chess

One you commit your pawn to c4, it weakens d4 because, well pawns can't go backward

by atorpy July 11, 2022

Comment Hater

A person on any video-sharing platform who looks for random/sad comments and hates/jokes on them for no reason.

Person 1: This video reminds me of my cat which just died.
Person 2: lol probably gonna be eaten by chinese people
Person 1: Why are you a comment hater you psychopath!

by GMDsomedude July 14, 2022

commitermenship

Defined as a step above an intimate relationship and a step below formal engagement. A type of relationship in which a partner expresses the desire of commitment to develop the relationship further with intentions of marriage in the future. Most often used when too early in the relationship for public labels and formalities of engagement. The sole purpose of communicating a commitermenship would usually be personal and private directly between the individuals.

Babe, I'd like to take our relationship to the next level because I'm invested in you as a person. Let's have a commitermenship.

by Skittlesklk August 2, 2022

comment sympathizers

they comment on videos to try and gain sympathy from other people to in turn get likes; this is only applies if it is off topic from the video.

Person 1: bro did you see the comment where they mentioned their mom with cancer on a video about MEMES.
Person 2: yeah, that's uncool man, i hate comment sympathizers

by dudewhomemes August 13, 2022

commit lethal thing

Say it to ur mom I know she will love it!

Little Timmy: commit lethal thing
Mom: that is good advice I will commit lethal thing.

by NotTuch August 15, 2022

Comment Coyote

The worse version of a Comment Vulture. Instead of exploiting replies to self-promote, these guys like to exploit replies to insult anyone following that thread, almost always for trolling and nothing more. The most infamous of Comment Coyotes is ForgiveZharion, who may as well be the most nefarious troll of the 2020's.

SOMEONE: "Hopefully no Comment Coyotes come here to ruin the fun!"
FORGIVEZHARION: "ratio + l + i don't argue with babys like u + this u"

by Jsslade October 13, 2022