panties as a coffee filter

expression used when wanting to have a girl stay over and have sex with her.

Tell nevilles assistant I want to use her panties as a coffee filter this weekend.

by Big ram77 October 1, 2017

canadian coffee cup

/n/: The canadian coffee cup is the act of taking one's guest behind the woodshed, and thrusting his/her fist up the said guest's bungholio, causing a rapid wake-up process despite it being early in the morning

Adam was hard to arouse the morning of planned travel, so Brad took him out back and gave him the good ol' Canadian coffee cup to hurry the process.

OR

The best part of waking up, is Folgers with your Canadian coffee cup!

by mightymorphinbungholedolphin1 January 27, 2014

cream in your coffee

Ejaculate in the ass... Code between homosexuals

Do you take "cream in your coffee"?

by Poop Stain 90210 May 3, 2007

Lowfat Coffee Icecream

Marijuana, used to reference the drug without actually saying the name. The term is very useful when talking with friends, near parents.

you can say this, in front of your mom, "Ah man you guys, that lowfat coffee icecream was sooo strong, I think I'm still fucked up from that "sugar" high!"
and this..."This is some goood lowfat coffee icecream, it might as well be a brick of THC!

by Marny Walker November 30, 2005

Allen's Coffee Brandy

Magical Mood changing elixir.

Caffeinated alcoholic beverage available in Maine and New Hampshire. Tastes like an iced coffee. Better than kalhua

When you're really dragging from last night's hangover, Allen's will get you ready to start again.

by Stephenie Albert June 10, 2004

Coffee bean pussy

A coffee bean pussy is a vagina which resembles a coffee bean, i.e. a vagina with next to nothing lips.

Woow, look at that girls vagina, It looks just like a coffee bean pussy with all crack and no lips...

by McDanni November 14, 2011

coffee flavored milk

A drink made out of milk with a little bit of coffee. The flavor of the coffee is usually masked or hidden by the sugary syrups that are added. The best way to get your daily dairy intake and a great way to cure hangovers.

Starbucks is America's number one dairy supplier by selling large amounts of coffee flavored milk.

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? January 13, 2009