Born in New Jersey. Author, song-writer, singer, guitar-player, general badass. He used to be in the bands Native Nod and The Lapse. He wrote the book White Pigeons, and has a very odd and unique writing style. He currently fronts the band The Vague Angels. His two brothers, Danny and Ted, are both singer/song-writers, as well. Ted currently fronts Ted Leo and the Pharmacists. Chris is also the exboyfriend of Toko Yasuda, the current bass player/singer from the band Enon.
by Ted Leo April 23, 2008
Chris Wood is an American actor. He is mostly know for his roles as Kai Parker, Jake Riley and Mon-El.
Chris Wood is such an amazing actor. He also has an incredible voice and can play the guitar, drums and piano!
by Princeofdaxam September 10, 2017
Chris Crockin'. A term used to tell someone to stop bitching or ranting on like a stupid mofo on and on. Can be used when your friend is ranting to you about something stupid or if your enemy is bitching at you about something.
Example #1:
Ashley: Oh my god! I hate the Jonas Brothers, they're so gay! I hate their fans, I hate their music, I hate...
Chris: Bitch, shut the hell up. I don't care, stop Chris Crockin' me!
Example #2:
Monique: IS YOU CHEATIN' ON ME? I know you is cheatin' on me, I saw them thongs under our bed. Who you sleepin' with?
Darnell: WOMAN, shut the hell up! You is crazy! You is Chris Crockin' me, STOP IT!
Ashley: Oh my god! I hate the Jonas Brothers, they're so gay! I hate their fans, I hate their music, I hate...
Chris: Bitch, shut the hell up. I don't care, stop Chris Crockin' me!
Example #2:
Monique: IS YOU CHEATIN' ON ME? I know you is cheatin' on me, I saw them thongs under our bed. Who you sleepin' with?
Darnell: WOMAN, shut the hell up! You is crazy! You is Chris Crockin' me, STOP IT!
by Rin Akimoto March 29, 2009
A gay cross dresser man who is famous for defending Britney Spears' bad VMA performance on a youtube video titled Leave Britney Alone!.
Chris Crocker: (talking like a black woman and crying) And how fucking dare anyone talk bad about Britney, after all she's been through... Leave Britney Spears alone right NOW. I mean it!... All you people want is MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE!!! -crying-... LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!! -sobbing at this point-
by eleanorrigby March 13, 2008
Backup point guard for the Chicago Bulls. Good passer, unselfish to a fault. Takes care of the basketball, makes good decisions. Good defender for his size (6' 1''). Not exactly an explosive scorer. Very, very streaky jumper.
"We just wanted to do something for the fans. I don't cook, so I wanted one myself. We certainly didn't mean any disrespect."
-Chris Duhon, on the Bulls trying to score 100 points in order to win free Big Macs for the fans
"Darn it, Chris Duhon, shoot when you're open!!!"
-Most Bulls fans to the TV set
-Chris Duhon, on the Bulls trying to score 100 points in order to win free Big Macs for the fans
"Darn it, Chris Duhon, shoot when you're open!!!"
-Most Bulls fans to the TV set
by Rfederer8 May 12, 2007
An attention whore on youtube. (In his view), If you don't like him, you are obviuosly a homophobe; it couldn't have anything to do with the fact that he always bitches about stuff, said "who cares" about 9/11, and acts like a retard
Also the first heterophobe to exist. He wants gay rights and says he can't change who he is, but doesn't view being straight as an excuse for a boy to not date him. What a hypocrite.
Also, thinks that the world revolves around him because he is famous. What he doesn't realize is that most people watch his videos to make fun of him. (See video: Watch Chris Crocker Blink)
Then, he warns people that he will fuck them up if they talk to him like he is crazy. (Yeah right, he wouldn't do shit in a fight) and expects to be treated well.
Also the first heterophobe to exist. He wants gay rights and says he can't change who he is, but doesn't view being straight as an excuse for a boy to not date him. What a hypocrite.
Also, thinks that the world revolves around him because he is famous. What he doesn't realize is that most people watch his videos to make fun of him. (See video: Watch Chris Crocker Blink)
Then, he warns people that he will fuck them up if they talk to him like he is crazy. (Yeah right, he wouldn't do shit in a fight) and expects to be treated well.
by 557 Vinto March 20, 2009
Neo Nazi/Far-right/Three Percenter sympathiser/ actor whose costars are prone to defend when he's singled out as the "worst Chris", in an internet meme. Very one note acting. Starred in hundreds of marvel movies and in that cinematic aberration "The tomorrow war".
“The ‘sinless’ are casting stones at my #brother, Chris Pratt … A real #Christian who lives by #principle” and who happened to marry “into a family that makes space for civil discourse.” - Am actual thing posted by millionaire movie star Robert Downey Jr. with no trace of irony.
No matter how hard it gets, stick your chest out, keep your head up and handle it. Tupac quote posted by Zoe Saldana also to "defend" him.
No matter how hard it gets, stick your chest out, keep your head up and handle it. Tupac quote posted by Zoe Saldana also to "defend" him.
by angelisme July 18, 2021