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Hoe ass candle

A person who thinks that the HIV virus cannot be spread through oral sex due to the harsh environment of the mouth. Originally from Yik Yak at the University of Waterloo.
"Who's hoe ass candle? I want her kik!"
by Hoeasscandle69 March 11, 2016
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Cuddle

Affectionately termed verb, describing the act of giving head or eating pussy while in the car, parked or moving. Also see road head
Me and this girl Teg used to love to cuddle on road trips.
by Robbie Ro Ro October 12, 2005
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candlesnake

Similar to Monkeyshit
Not quite a snake, not quite a candle, but it can be anything and everything in between!
This includes, but is not limited to, verbs, nouns, and mammals
How many candlesnakes are there in the monkeyshit?
by Andrew Reddin April 12, 2005
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Roman candle

When one guy; or multiple men insert their testicles in a woman's vagina. Much like the balls in the tube in a roman candle
Hahaha. Dude. First ever roman candle. It was weird with 3 other guys. But she had fun
by Hachet420 July 2, 2011
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roman candle

the act of deficating into the upper portion of a water filter there by muddying what they call the candle or filter.
" i think i got giardia from that roman candle"
by bosse September 16, 2005
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Irish Crotch Candle

When you smother your pubic area with Vaseline and light it on fire and masturbate
"So what kind of stuff are you into daddy"

"Irish Crotch candles mostly ;)"
by Tyrone the negro donkey February 1, 2017
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candle in the wind

The act of deadbeating to hot girls named Donna in necrofantasies. Dumbass who never had the balls to talk to Donna and is now regretting it.
guy 1: Wow he's candle in the winding it again.
guy 2: What a dumbass! Donna rejected him so long ago! May she RIP.
by CosIFeltLikeIt November 15, 2011
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