Canada

The place "nutella" an Justin Beiber were born. Need I say more?

Herp: Hey, did you see the show on canadian beavers?
Derp: Yeah, it was filmed in Canada, right?

by starwarsmuffin01 November 11, 2011

canada's history

to cover a womans asshole in maple syrup, and after ejaculating into her face and mouth, knocking her tooth out with a hockey stick

OMG!!! she's a total slut if u gave her canada's history.

by brood5 February 4, 2010

Canada

the country where its always snowy and everyone rides their dogsleds around to work and school. a place where igloos have plumbing and electricity and everyone is always saying sorry for little things. a place where no one except for those who live in the country know the name of the political leader.

"true north strong and free"

how's it going eh? Canada's great eh. can i give you a lift on my dogsled? sorry i dont have any money to give you, but would you like some maple syrup?

by Black Soul January 4, 2015

Canada

A no trump zone.

*Arguing*
America: We have a cool bird
Canada: We have a good economy
America: We are warm
Canada: We have free health care
America: Yeah well... MURICA
Canada: You have trump
America: *Scowls at ground*

by Millnvm May 2, 2018

Canada

The people to the north who kicked Murica's ass in the War of 1812 or who emerge victorious over America in a war.

North Vietnam sure pulled a Canada

by Mic Rotch May 20, 2019

Canada goose

You are so mainstream

A "Canada goose" person will probably own a 3 camera iphone too

X ... you are so canada goose

by cielo98 October 26, 2020

Cancel Canada Day

A phrase often spoken by pasty white teenage girls with daddy issues or alcoholic natives with zero respect for their country, which notifies everyone around them to stay away.

"We need to Cancel Canada Day!"
"No, Chief Owl Piss, you need to take your meds"

by Swedish Slaughterhouse July 1, 2021