Creme-de-la-crap

The crappiest of the crap

J.J Hickson is creme-de-la-crap

by Ms.SuckMyKiss87 March 5, 2011

knick knack paddy crap

The endless amount of candle holders, doilies, figurines and other useless curios that people acquire and display in their homes covering every spare inch.

I will never move again - we've been unpacking knick knack paddy crap for a week!

by brorobo August 26, 2013

Ye Olde Piece of Crap

The huge, green load that comes out after being constipated for a week.

I feel a Ye Olde Piece of Crap coming.

by Guahgaaf August 18, 2010

Call of Duty: Crap Ops

Play on words used to describe the sometimes lousy servers of CoD: Black Ops, with it's host migrations, interrupted connections, and/or periodical disconnections.

Although this is an issue needing resolution right away, all other parts of the game seem to run smoothly, thus giving it a A in my book

Gamer: Meh, that is the third time this round that we've had to migrate hosts.

Random Player: That's Call of Duty: Crap Ops for you.

by AL_PS3 January 26, 2011

I crap you negative

A polite variation on "I shit you not," or "I'm not shitting you," and ultimately, "I'm not lying."

and then he said - I crap you negative - Windows 7 is better then MAC.

by dstikele October 23, 2009

i don't give a crap

To not care

I don't give a crap about you!

by ManBlo February 12, 2018

Drop a crap and take a nap

To use the restroom just for the sake of getting a break from work, especially if you stay there for an unusually long time.

Work's been so hectic today. I think I need to drop a crap and take a nap.

by Vinderex December 25, 2019