Blind as Bickers

When a person is in their mid forties and refuses to accept they are blind. Particularly, they think they only need reading glasses whilst in reality, they are blind as fuck and should wear tartan or leopard glasses at all times.

Look at the nick of him trying to read that recipe. He’s as blind as Bickers.

by Elvis Cole May 19, 2018

Blind Snowstorm

The threshold after an orgasm in which a man can either keep the pole hard or get a deflated sock puppet.

He was able to make his way out of the Blind Snowstorm and continue on for another 30 minutes.

by BaconBlitz March 1, 2018

blinds

there's always a can of 7up next to them

This 7up taste good next to these blinds

by olex2 September 17, 2018

Blind Canadian

When you put your dick in a glory hole and it’s just a bottle of maple syrup on the other side.

To take his mind off the great evil roaming the land, Kevin decided to treat himself to a blind Canadian.

by Ignacioa33 November 14, 2018

Blind Flying

When a friend tries to blindly insert a Tampon into your vagina

“Tina tried to help with my Blind Flying but she kept missing.”

by Conartist66 November 15, 2018

Blind Dragon

Right after cumming in her eyes, wait till she stands up, and immediately kick one of her ankles so she stands on one foot, then after she will look like a blind dragon

Bro, I thought your mom was into kinky shit, so I tried the Blind Dragon on her...

She loved it!

by RebornLegendz714 December 12, 2018

Blind Dutch Rudder

When you manipulate the arm of a sleeping person to masturbate yourself.

Lisa fell asleep while Bob was waiting for his pill to kick in, after which he used her limp hand like a blind Dutch rudder.

by Jfatt340 January 19, 2020