Blonde Bomber

A natural blonde female who has blonde pubes.

I went to go down on her and realized that her pubes were blonde. She was a blonde bomber bro. It was epic.

by The Muff Diver Pro January 20, 2014

blond moment

Someone other than a blond who has no street sense; forgetting something you learned as a child.

Keisha: Girl, you know what? I forgot how to start the car for a minute there.

Stacie: You must be having a blond moment.

by Nykky July 31, 2005

blonde girl

A blonde girl is the girl that try’s to make you laugh all the time, and she is funny, but sometimes she’s just falling in life and is depressed

“Why is she so sad today? Yesterday she was laughing all the time...she must be a blonde girl.”

by dude..wtf October 22, 2020

blonde

A Stupid female whose only use is to have sex with

A job interview
Boss: we dont allow blondes here

by Immortal King February 23, 2011

blonde

usually a word to describe the hair colour of female hair, a silky golden hue that can vary in intensity.
Men of all cultural backgrounds are often attracted to blondes.
The word can also be attributed to hair on other portions of the body (such as hair on arms or blonde pubic hair).

Blondes are white caucasian women and often seen as very appealing.

The blonde with her glistening golden hair was truly appealing to all the guys on the street in Rome.

by deevan December 9, 2008

blender

Two men stand front to front and perform the helicopter without using hands (hips and legs only). It is important that the penises are flaccid and never touch. Otherwise, it's gay.

A blender is when two men helicopter each other without touching their flaccid penises. If they touch, one of them has to die.

by dmnyd$ December 28, 2010

blond dreads

Dread locks worn by someone with blond or otherwise light-colored hair. Looks riduculous, like they've got chicken fingers on their head.

Why do people with blond hair get dreads? Do they think it looks cool or something? Goddamn hippie fruit of babylon.

by teh pope October 28, 2004