beat stare

When two men challenge each to masturbate whilst standing, staring at each other intimidatingly without breaking eye contact. First one to come wins.

Yeah things got wild Saturday night. Was drinking with gazza and he challenged me to a beat Stare. After a long intense battle I came out on top.

by Giggle ninja March 16, 2020

beating the puppy

a synonym of beating the meat

a.k.a. jacking off

my girlfriend wouldn't give me any, so I had to resort to beating the puppy

by the puppy beater June 3, 2020

beat it butter

A male produced organic fluid great for use on biscuits or to make delicious cookies.

A sandwich can be made with beat it butter and jelly, mmmmmm delicious!

by Sacnuts January 30, 2012

Beating Blister

A sore spot found on one's penis as a result of masturbating excessively.

I spent all weekend masturbating and suddenly I had a beating blister.

by Corkles February 27, 2012

Beat Muncher

A Beat Muncher is a person who solely munches on beats, no matter what time of day and no matter where they are. Typically into Breakbeats, Ghetto Funk and Hip Hop.

Beat Munchers are often found near speakers, preferably big ones, however small ones may have to suffice.

Beat Munchers despise all music that does not have a big beat and heavy bassline. I.e Pop music, RnB, and Classical.

"Oi, you fucking Beat Muncher, put some Shania Twain on."

or

"Im not just a Beat Muncher and I'll prove it!"

or

"I wish that fucking Beat Muncher would play something different!"

by Skribblahh April 20, 2012

morning-beats

masturbating as soon as you wake up in the morning

Man, I need to lay off the morning-beats

by mgg528 July 7, 2011

beating the tuna

A girl/woman master bating stinking up the place with a fishy smelling pussy.

Someone (a girl) was in the bathroom beating the tuna! It stinks like fish in there.

by Mikejam July 27, 2023