An irrational measure of time that is based on no man's reality, Windows time constantly changes values and bears no resemblance to reality. Basically, time on a sliding scale.
Husband (on cell phone) - Don't worry, honey, I am coming to get you, I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Wife - Is that real time or Windows Time?
Wife - Is that real time or Windows Time?
by Kalisiin January 7, 2011
Get the Windows Timemug. Suicide by way of a WW2 era German pistol would be preferrable to current/aforementioned conditions.
by Colin Lindgren November 9, 2003
Get the Luger Timemug. The moment you know you've been at work too long and it's time to leave. The ideal time slot of Jacket Time is 4:55pm to 5:55pm. Make sure to always give yourself a 5min cushion of time when you need to walk out that door.
Time: 4:50pm
Jay: Hey Aaron do you need me to update anything in the deck before I leave?
Aaron: Nah, you're good. We got everything we need for today!
Jay: Ok, Cool. Thanks. (walks around to see if anyone needs help).
Time: 4:55pm
Jay: (to himself) Jacket Time.
Jay: Hey Aaron do you need me to update anything in the deck before I leave?
Aaron: Nah, you're good. We got everything we need for today!
Jay: Ok, Cool. Thanks. (walks around to see if anyone needs help).
Time: 4:55pm
Jay: (to himself) Jacket Time.
by Leisure Club December 4, 2014
Get the Jacket Timemug. On the urban dictionary, the ideal posting time is around ten PM. This is when the 12 year olds go to bed and the homies are actually voting.
James posts a sexual thing at ten PM: Posted
James posts an innocent thing a 7 AM:
Not Posted
10 is the posting time.
James posts an innocent thing a 7 AM:
Not Posted
10 is the posting time.
by WhoDatFreshBoi March 31, 2017
Get the Posting Timemug. The time-lag between when a phenomenon becomes common knowledge and the time it gets written up in The New York Times.
"Did you see that Times piece on freeganism last week? I met my first freegan a decade ago. That was a pretty egregious Times lapse even by their clueless standards."
by Media Watcher November 1, 2009
Get the Times lapsemug. A phrase which is translated literally from Hebrew to English. Used as an adjective to describe an eccentric experience or object, usually replaces the word very, or in a meaning for something extremely good.
The party was a shame on the time (extremely good).
It is a shame on the time hot today.
He is a shame on the time angry at me.
It is a shame on the time hot today.
He is a shame on the time angry at me.
by tanja March 22, 2005
Get the shame on the timemug. "Hey let's go to the mall after school"
-Sally
"Sorry I can't I'm having some boo time later"
- Molly
-Sally
"Sorry I can't I'm having some boo time later"
- Molly
by Pittyyyy January 20, 2009
Get the boo timemug.