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splinters up your arse 

to have splinters up your arse, usually as a result of fence-sitting.
Often used in relation to someone who is bisexual.
Jim: Rory's been spreading rumours bout you
Ben: You serious?
Jim: Yeah mate, he's been saying you got splinters up your arse.
Ben: Me? I'd rather be emo, wait, they're the same thing!
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Fat arse tight pussy 

This is the top of the ranks for rating a female , these words may only be spoken by the most alpha of alpha males
Aw man that b.e definitely has a fat arse tight pussy
Fat arse tight pussy by Bownerboy August 17, 2019

Short-arse 

someone whome lacks height due to being retarded....
Lee And Stacey Are Short-arses
Short-arse by L Maddison January 25, 2005

Slack arse

A word used for someone who receives anal a lot.
That girl Wendy over there, I heard the whole football team has put it up her arse. She must be a right slack arse.
Slack arse by Yeahyea June 8, 2015

wrong arse 

lorna potter 'KES' is such a wrong arse
wrong arse by popeslayers mate June 10, 2003

gorge-arse 

when you truely think your partner has an amazingly gorgeous arse
gorge-arse by nat & dave August 5, 2008