Anal Blind

The act of cheating on you significant other with a person who gives you anal sex and you become so blind that you quit your job, leave your wife, move in with your mom, and lose everything in a divorce.

Holy shit Mark is so anal blind, every tattoo he got looks like a retarded kid’s artwork.

Mark is so anal blind he thought his soon to be ex-wife was just going to take his offer for a divorce settlement.

by DirtyMike1972 March 3, 2022

anal poodle

When a shit the consistency of a hairball oozes out of your ass.

Nothing takes longer to get out of my ass than an anal poodle.

by AssholeAshley October 15, 2013

Anal Jizz

When someone cums inside your butt, but it comes out soon after or later after mixing with shit

After I cummed in my girl, she had some nasty anal jizz, it was brown and rank

by Dengo August 6, 2015

anal cheesegrater

the act of getting cheese and placing it into your partners anal hole. Then allow your partner to put cheese into your anal hole and then proceed to rub your butt cheeks hard together until the cheese has fallen out and is shredded.

i like anal cheesegrater on pornhub
my wife wont do an anal cheesegrater with me

i get hungry after anal cheesegrater... well you know the rest

by Laverz September 26, 2017

incremental anal

Slowly taking it up the ass over a period of time so that you do not feel the effects of an invasion of your personal liberty or of that of your distinct social group.

Wow, that OPD raid sucked. But what do people think. They've let corporate America fuck them up the ass for years for years without saying anything as their individual freedoms were slowly eroded. It's like incremental anal.

by pcdbob October 30, 2011

[anal flank]

1. A surprising gay comment.

2. Victory, (used as "raping").

3. A seemingly straight gay coming out.

4. Prison abuse.

1. A: I just wanna see what it looks like!
B: Woah, anal flank

2. We just anal flanked them

3. A: Did you hear about Bryan?
B: Ya, I feel totally anal flanked

4. ...a reason not to drop the soap: anal flank

by Caleb B March 15, 2008

clam anal

You are having the time of your life swimming in a lake. At the split of a second, a clam opens up and a huge tongue resembling silly string, shoots out and attaches to your anus. The clam dangles and stays there for a minimum of 2 yrs.

Harold went for a swim he felt a stinging pain vibrate his anus. The cause of this was a clam anal.

by DaniellesANerd July 24, 2016