by Dogater September 01, 2021
"Ain't Lifting Shit." A derogatory (and usually self-referential) term used to describe advanced Paramedics, who perform mostly Advanced Life Support (A.L.S) duties, as opposed to the dreaded and unfortunately ubiquitous lift-assists that EMT basics find themselves inundated with.
"Hey, Medic 71, can we get you for a lift assist at this Nursing Home in South Bumblefuck?"
"Nah man, I'm ALS, page 72 for that shit."
"Copy that. TYFYS, Paragod."
"Nah man, I'm ALS, page 72 for that shit."
"Copy that. TYFYS, Paragod."
by CaptainQuadmay March 05, 2019
Ambient light sensor, if your ALS is fucked in your iPhone good luck getting it(truetone) back.
Doesnt appear to be paired on iPads, I wouldnt bet on it.
Doesnt appear to be paired on iPads, I wouldnt bet on it.
Jay: I cracked my ALS
Microsolderer: Say goodbye to truetone forever now or leave the Apple ecosystem to get open sourced.
Jay: Tf u talking about
Microsolderer: Apple aint right to repair buddy, go the other way, there is nothing we can do about it and Apple would just replace your phone or tell you to buy a new one instead of fixing.
(Typical conversation between the Apple user and the repair guy)
Microsolderer: Say goodbye to truetone forever now or leave the Apple ecosystem to get open sourced.
Jay: Tf u talking about
Microsolderer: Apple aint right to repair buddy, go the other way, there is nothing we can do about it and Apple would just replace your phone or tell you to buy a new one instead of fixing.
(Typical conversation between the Apple user and the repair guy)
by RTX superior to Apple M chips. July 30, 2022
An abbreviation for academic lag syndrome, usually common in sophomores or young juniors. Used to describe an academic performance drop period in one's year of high school, usually lasting for a few months.
by SCG-1171 June 20, 2024
When you know more information about a certain musician, then someone who loves said musician
Josh: I love Kurt Cobain so much!
Me: You know he shot himself in the head, right?
Josh: What?? No way, I wasn't prepared for this information...
Me: Yeah, i kinda knew him like a brother. I have ALS, so you know how it goes.
Josh: Damn, I understand now.
Josh: I love Kurt Cobain so much!
Me: You know he shot himself in the head, right?
Josh: What?? No way, I wasn't prepared for this information...
Me: Yeah, i kinda knew him like a brother. I have ALS, so you know how it goes.
Josh: Damn, I understand now.
by Keke Dyly July 30, 2023
someone who has a problem in the vaginal area. they usually will not take clothes off below the waist may also talk like a man
yoo did you see that al shmal at the beach the other day she kept her shorts on the whole time
check it theres an al shmal over there she wont let me get that, there must be something going on DOWN their
check it theres an al shmal over there she wont let me get that, there must be something going on DOWN their
by doubLetroubLe119 June 13, 2009
The greatest man alive. If you even dare to compare him with Pessi or Ronaldo, well, lets say that youre lucky you aren't near me.
Person with L ball knowledge: "Ali Al- Hamadi isn't the GOAT"
Smart person: "You support MK Dons man stfu 💀💀💀
Smart person: "You support MK Dons man stfu 💀💀💀
by DFVZAHg r\g November 08, 2023