zoie-affect

The ability to captivate all the attention of another person that it causes everyone else to disappear.

Normally caused by a Drop Dead Gorgeous, person that is way out of your league, a straight dime

Hey, Hey, come on man quit starring . What I wasn't staring . What ever you completely under the Zoie-affect

by Poe94 February 18, 2017

Casey Affleckin

Making your brother cry just by achieving something.

C:Wow bro i have won an oscar!

B:...This is so Casey Affleckin of you.

by Leonidius Kunstein March 5, 2017

Placebo Affect

The look on your face when somebody is talking about something you don't care about, but you want to seem interested.

He was prattling on about CrossFit during our date, so I had to give him the placebo affect since he's so hot and I heard he's hung.

by paramedico987 July 30, 2017

peach affair

A peach affair is an illicit relationship or hook-up, for no strings attached sex, where a female is the object of conversation.

It's just a peach affair. I'm not taking her home to meet the parents.

by PeachesRx August 13, 2017

Pelusa affect

A female that that turns every female around her into a thotasaurusrex.

The pelusa affect is the reason my sister got pregnant.

by CesarOfficial October 25, 2017

Sexting affair

An sexting affair is when one or two people are already in a relationship and they exchange nudes with people who are not in a relationship behind their significant others back.

Person one: “I can’t believe he was cheating on me online with another female.”

Person two: “it’s nudes; chill.”

Person three: “It’s called an affair. And sexting is basically cheating when you in a relationship .”

Person one: “so a sexting affair.”

by justwannabeyourmain September 27, 2018

aggravated affection

Where you are majorly irritated/upset about the naively-stupid action of someone whom you love to death, and so instead of hollering at him, you merely grab him in an aggressively-strong bear-hug and plant a hard smacking kiss on his mouth, then ears-smokingly shove him out of your way and storm off to correct whatever fiasco that he created by his well-meaning-but-horrendously-inappropriate actions caused, such as misusing soap/detergent, oil, water, etc. so that it ruined/soiled something that wasn't supposed to have contact with said fluid. Classic example: where Estelle Getty uses assorted household chemicals and warm water to launder Sylvester Stallone's service-pistol --- and in so doing washes all the bluing off --- in the comedy-farce, "Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!"

I sometimes get really exasperated with my wife when she tries to repair or clean/tidy up my stuff, not realizing that some of the items cannot be processed or handled in an "everyday" manner. I know that she always means well, though, of course, so after she plaintively informs me that she was "just trying to help", I always use aggravated affection to deflect/diffuse my fury... I just near-crushingly squeeze her in a major massive "noisy" lip-lock (i.e., "Oh --- MMMMMMMMWUH!!!") before fumingly stomping off to try to undo whatever disaster she caused... hey, it ain't HER fault if she doesn't realize that you don't use Windex to clean a desk-phone!

by QuacksO October 31, 2018