tail cramp

A tail cramp is an individual whom is the result of the incorrect sperm reaching the egg due to the correct sperm suffering from a tail cramp.
Someone who just isn't right.

"I don't know what it is with that guy, but something ain't right."
"Yeah I know. Tail cramp for sure."

by Resolution7 October 11, 2022

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smoking a rats tail

to do intentionally something that you know is unappealing or that will hurt you in the long run

“Don’t go off and smoke a rats tail”

“I’d better not catch you smoking a rats tail!”

by emo 🖤 January 17, 2023

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Fairy Tailed

When you're about to get your butt beat in a fight.

"Oh £#$& I'm gonna get Fairy Tailed."

by PeakSunsSelfDoubt<3 December 15, 2021

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Tail of Tears

When you go to wipe and after you let go your butthole pinches the toilet paper and dips into the water. Only to leave a tail splashing poop water all around your bathroom.

True story

I spun around and felt a cold smack on my buttcheek. I looked down in horror as i saw a trail of poop water thanks to my tail of tears.

by Dionysusaur June 22, 2021

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white tailed

white tailing refers to attempting to thumb a chick in the ass and her trying to get away so that your hand looks like that of a tail of a white tail deer.

so i was getting busy with this lady last night and she white tailed on me

by thedecorator May 04, 2011

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