Person 1: did you hear about the OSIRIS-REx mission to the asteroid named Bennu
Person 2: what the fuck
Person 2: what the fuck
by snazzy ostrich September 25, 2022

by Big eggd December 5, 2024

When you get paid to drive Loopy Cunts around, but you just use your job to Prowl Public Lavatories for Rough AF anal fisting.
by Facial Freddy May 1, 2023

Having a large penis that stretches out seemingly enlessly.
Jo has a wangasaurus rex.
by blagles May 1, 2015

by Sean sneeks September 20, 2021

A meth user that has gone zombie from using too much meth for too long and who no longer needs food or sleep because they run on amphetamines and nuclear brain fuel.
The Methasaurus Rex went berserk when the drug dealer told them there were no drugs and ripped the fender off the dealer's car.
by Jamiesaurus March 11, 2021

A derpisaurous rex is a beautiful, majestic creature. He bathes in the showers of derpiness, he eats derps for breakfast.
by ChunkyMama69 November 17, 2015
