buddy neutral

A person with potential as a hookup or dating partner, who flips to the emotional equivalent of an inoffensive houseplant.

Based on his Tinder photos, I thought I’d go home with him, but when we met at the bar it was a buddy neutral situation.

I felt like we had chemistry, but the last time we ran into each other, he treated me buddy nuetral.

by Ice Dagger February 18, 2019

Muddy Buddies

Similar to eskimo brothers, except for gay men. When two or more bros have gaped the same dudes poop chute.

John was so ecstatic to tell Bill he finally reamed out Terry after the club Saturday night and they are finally Muddy Buddies!

by T-carp February 7, 2020

barrel buddy

Someone to tell your darkest secrets to.

Preferably platonic.

Jim: how do you know so much about her?

Tod: she's my barrel buddy

by Water wisp June 20, 2017

apple buddys

Friends with benefits

We can be apple buddys

by Smule clake February 1, 2019

rubber buddy

A condom

"Hey man what's up with all these boxes"
"Oh my rubber buddy's are in there"
"Oh! Planning on getting laid tonight"
"Absolutely"

by Non-compliant June 22, 2015

Erotic Buddy

A friend who you discuss sexual things with, tells shitty jokes and gives people lap dances in chicken costumes.

Fiona: Aviv will always be my erotic buddy. He is so giving Emily a lap dance on her birthday

by Awif November 23, 2015

Menzie buddys

When one or more woman live in one dwelling and their menstrual cycles align

Tiffany and her friend sarah are menzie buddys so when the river runs red tom runs to the neighbors bed

by Shamy copper February 14, 2022