Jizzer bottle

When you poke a hole in the cap of a water bottle to make it resemble an ejaculating penis.

"Bro. Why you all wet?"
"Some brah jizzed on me with his jizzer bottle.

by hellatightpussy September 3, 2011

spunk the bottle

During the sesh someone spills the beer/bong/shottie bottle. That person has 'spunked the bottle'

John tried to catch the open beer can but it spilled on the floor. He had spunk the bottle

by FaceItYoDead August 12, 2017

Generational Bottle

The act of missing out on something so bad its the worse of a generation.

'Tottenham hotspur completed the worst generational bottle of all time by losing the champions league final'

by anonymous April 3, 2024

Pennsylvanian Water Bottle

The act of bringing a woman to orgasm multiple times and saving the squirt juice in a plastic water bottle.

I got a six pack of Pennsylvanian Water Bottles! We gonna party tonight!

by oilypenisman October 11, 2025

Waddle bottle

A noun/verb way to describe a thick ex.

I can't see the game. Move your waddle bottle she's in the way.

Damn you see that waddle bottle in the hallway....she's fine.

by A.D.D.-Adderall February 7, 2022

rack bottles

To go steal hella liquor bottles from a store

tha homie: we got any bottles left?
mi: nah, letz go rack bottles at tha store down the street

by d4Zy June 9, 2019

Bottle throttle

To do the retarded trend of flipping a water bottle onto a table

I hate it when people bottle throttle

by Galaxy_27 June 29, 2016